All that glitters isn't gold -Inanimate Insanity AU-

-They're really going for it!-

"Greetings and Salutations!"

...wow.. was he really doing this?

It felt like a pipe dream to be allowed to finish his pride and joy. Even if his access here was only for three days. MePhone4 was lucky to have these final days... most would get none.

"I'm your host, MePhone4. And this- is the revival of the much anticipated Season Two! After it's hiatus which was been occurring for- how many years? "

A rhetorical question, however you never could stop the one person that would answer it...

"Four years, you left us for four years," Baseball piped up, completely throwing MePhone4 out of his rehearsed lines. Now the robot started to improvise on the spot.

"Right four years, where has the time gone by! Anyways- that doesn't matter, it only adds to the suspense!" MePhone4 grinned, staring at the collected individuals.

Said individuals.. were mostly unimpressed with the phone's antics.

"As today- one of you are going home- leaving behind this competition and hope for the grand prize. Your four year wait a complete waste of time, but in every competition- there is always a loser."

MePhone4 felt his smirk grow as he fell into character.

"So I'll have to say- Your loss," he shrugged, earning a groan from the contestants.

MePhone4 straighten up, wearing a shit eating grin.

"Now- todays challenge for the long awaited episode fifteen, is rather simple one, as it has been four years since the last challenge, I wanted to ease youse back into the flow of things."

"Thanks," Knife rolled his eyes, arms crossed, "we definitely needed that after sav-"

"NOW!-" MePhone4 had to cut him off, giving Knife a hard stare.

We are on camera idiot!

"For todays challenge, I hid three cookies out in the forest- each one looks like this-"

MePhone4 pulled out a cookie from behind him, the golden cookie sparkling underneath the sun's mild rays of light. Lightbulb raised her hand, as if to ask to speak, but she completely ignored any response that MePhone4 would give, as she shouted,

"Can you eat the cookies?!"

MePhone4 deadpanned at her, slightly annoyed by her intrusion.

"No." Is all he uttered, before continuing in his spiel.

"All the cookies are hidden solely in the Perilous forest, each contestant must find one by midnight, failure to find one leads to immediate elimination, unless multiple Objects do not have one- then there will be a tie breaker."

"Which- will only be explained, when the unlikely scenario happens, but honestly- they aren't that difficult to find- and I'm being very generous with the time frame youse have to find one."

MePhone4 shrugged, he found comfort with being this personality, even if he knew he was an arsehole... it was familiar.. he needed more of that in his life.

"Question," Knife spoke up, however he too didn't wait for MePhone4 to respond, "is this exactly the same challenge as the Gemory Cave one?"

...

"N-no, this is totally different!" MePhone4 replied, sounding offended as he pointed to the cookie he held in his left hand, "this is a cookie! Youse are searching for cookies in a forest. Not for gems in a cave-"

"They weren't gems though.. weren't they memor-" Suitcase started to speak up, but MePhone4 had to interrupt her.

"Youse better get your butts moving cause-" MePhone4 pointed up towards the sky, "daylight is running out pretty fast, and this conversation is pointless- completely irrelevant."