Multifandom book 2

The adventures of Azure Merryweather

"Oh my god! Why for the love of god!" Azure screamed out, jumping back from Mal and Evie's dorm when she saw Valentina climb Evie like a tree.

"Valentina! What the fuck! Lock the door!" Valentina stumbled off of Evie with a sheepish smile, Evie glaring at Azure for cursing at her girlfriend.

"Sorry! We forgot..." Azure had tears in her eyes, quickly turning around and fleeing the scene while grumbling about horny teens.

"Jay!" She burst into Jay's room to find Andromeda and Mal arguing about probably nothing.

Their faces were dangerously close, and Jay was already creeping towards the door to evade the obvious heated make out or angry sex.

"Oh my god! Go! Go!" She ushered Jay out quickly when they started feverishly making out, both of them running out of the dorm rooms.

"God damn this, they're our parents and they're fucking my nieces! Who's going to peel my apple now!" Azure groaned, falling into the grass, Jay doing the same next to her.

"I don't know! Who's gonna make my grilled cheese now?!" He turned around and looked Azure straight in the eyes. "Who's gonna tell me good job after games."

Azure gasped, eyes wide, her apple forgotten on the ground.

"We have to break them up!"

"Break who up?" Jay looked up and Azure whipped around ti look up at Evie, who was standing over them with her hands on her hips.

"Jay! Mom's here! Peel my apple for me?" She held up the apple as if it was holy, offering it to her 'mom'.

"Yeah! Peel the apple please!" Jay shuffled to sit next to Azure, both looking up at Evie with dramatic puppy eyes.

Evie sighed, and was about to give in when Mal stormed out of the building and kicked the apple straight out of Azure's hands and into the bushes.

"My apple!"

"Get the fuck over it! Why would you ruin my time with Andromeda by storming in!"