Wattpad Pet Peeves

Keyboard Warriors

Excuse me? The fuck you mean I'm a dumb whore? You don't even know me!

Oh. Before I continue, if you don't know, a "Keyboard Warrior" is someone who basically loves to fight, threaten, and insult other people online.

And during my two years here, not a long time I know, on Wattpad, let's just say I've encountered quite a few of those individuals.

So let me explain why they piss me off.

1)You don't know me, at all, in real life. You don't know what I go through or what I've been through, and it's a bit (a fucking lot) disrespectful to judge me based on my Wattpad account.

How are you going to call me a whore, or a slut, or a hoe, just because we had a disagreement?

(Slut-shaming is bad by the way.)

I'll have you know I haven't even had my first kiss yet, and you're gonna call me a slut?

2)The threats.

Sometimes they make me laugh because I'm just like, What are you gonna do? Punch me through the Internet?" (A/N Hah reference to the first WPP update, "#Rereaders", Ah good times)

First of all, I'm sure if this was real life, your mouth would be shut, and all those threats wouldn't be so intimidating now, huh?

Second of all, I am a short-tempered person, okay?

If you come at me, I'll come at you ten times worse, but I won't dare call you a hoe, or a whore because I know that I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU.

So please. People of the interwebs, yes I just said interwebs, cut that shit out, because you have better things to do than typing an angry ass paragraph to me, calling me some rather, colorful words, when you don't know the first thing about me.

Thanks in advance.

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I'm like hey, wassup, hello!

How have you beautiful children been?

Good I hope.

Here's a quick little update. Since I haven't updated in a bit.

Well yeah. That's about it.

HOLY MOLY! I ALMOST FORGOT! WATTPAD PET PEEVES HIT 2K THE OTHER DAY. THANKS TO ALL THE FOLKS THAT HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING AND ALL THE NEW READERS. LOVE YOU ALL.

Bye Chicken Wings #ChickenWingPride,
~K