1) I've been on Wattpad for a good minute, and I think I can safely say I've seen it all.
2)I love Wattpad, and all its inhabitants dearly, most of 'em anyway...
And finally...
3) These are all my damn opinions, and it's staying that way.
So. I giv...
You mean to tell me that the bad boy sneaks into your room every other night and twice on weekends, and your parents haven't got the tiniest clue?
What about nosy ass neighbors?
Unless you live in the middle of the fucking woods, everybody's neighborhood has at least one old lady either looking out their window, sitting on their porch or pretending to "water their tulips" as they mind everybody's business within a mile radius.
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Man honestly, I don't know how these characters be getting away with sneaking out, sneaking motherfuckers in, and shit that's just in general impossible if you have parents that pay even a little bit of attention to you.
Especially when they be throwing rocks at their windows and shit? Like this is a fucking 80s romcom.
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Better yet, how does the fucking window never break LMAOO
How. Explain to me how nobody else in the house heard that shit. Or in the neighboring house/apartment/room.
Or when they climb them fucking trees to Spider-Man themselves into windows at two in the morning.
You mean to tell me NOBODY heard that 83 year old tree with its old ass branches, creaking and cracking at two AM?
Give me a breaaaaaak.
On some real shit though, I commend anybody for being bold enough to sneak out their house or sneak anybody in at any time of day...
See I would be doing the same thing but my mother often reminds me that she brought me into the world and she'd gladly take me out of it if I pulled some shit like that so...
Yeah...
But back to what I was saying.
I find it completely amusing how these fucking characters rarely ever get caught when it is innate within human beings to be nosy and investigate even the slightest noise.
Which leads me to the conclusion that every character in a teen fiction novel has this ability to suddenly become a fucking ninja with incredible levels of stealth when it comes to doing shit they ought not be doing.
If it were my punk ass, I wouldn't get five blocks from my house before turning back out of fear of my mom finding out and her literally snatching my life from my grasp...
(And this may sound like my mom is really strict or whatever, but she's actually not. She's actually super laidback [especially compared to most parents] and she usually let's me go out whenever I ask her. So in short, she trusts me. And the reason I don't do shit like that is because of that trust. And secondly I know my dumb ass would get caught.)
I feel like I strayed from the topic... Oh well.
Anywaysss.
I think it'd be more realistic if people got caught more in books.
And that doesn't mean that realistic is necessarily better. People don't usually read teen fiction for a dose of reality.
Not gonna lie I sometimes wish I had the experience of sneaking out to a party in the middle of the night. But I don't. So as a result, I read about fictional teenagers living their best lives, doing what I wish I could.
However, it would be a breath of fresh air to see some characters get the ever-loving shit slapped out of them for sneaking out.
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Wassup y'all.
How have you guys been?
I've been...... here.
I'm starting my senior year of high school in a week which is absolutely fucking ridiculous because what the fuck I'm getting old.
College applications are coming up... yikes Thank god I already took my SATs and got a decent score...
You know I always imagined what high school would be like, I stressed over the SATs and other shit and now the majority of that journey is over and it hasn't registered that I'm going to be a legal adult in under a year.
What. The. Fuck.
If there are any youngins (yes I get to call you a youngin even though I'm only 17 lol) out there reading this, pls I BEG OF YOU, ENJOY A LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY WHILE IT LASTS.
IN A YEAR'S TIME IM GONNA BE A BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT SO PLS
PLS
Enjoy your adolescence for both me and you.
also Wattpad has changed so much... there are subscriptions now? that's.... interesting.
Idk bout y'all but I kinda miss the Wattpad from like about three or four years ago.
*breathes in* Ahhhhh that's the smell of nostalgia. Times have changed indeed.
