Jassi: Guys, I need you all to swear-
Hardik: Bitch
Virat: Shit
Jadeja: Fuck
Rohit (closing Jassi's ears): He means he wants you to promise.
***
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Rohit: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: Well, it does say daddy on the contact list.
Rohit: Fuck, they have Virat.
***
[Virat texting Rohit]
Virat: What are you doing?
Rohit: Searching.
Virat: What?
Rohit: My gummy bears.
Virat: What would you do if I were next to you?
Rohit: Search gummy bears.
Virat: I meant if I hid them somewhere, and it was just you and me.
Rohit: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HIDE MY GUMMY BEARS?
***
Rohit (walking into the room): Why is Ishan on the floor laughing?
Rishabh: Shubman was about to hit his head on the door frame, Ishan told him to duck and he quacked at him.
Rishabh: And then he hit his head.
Rohit:
Shubman:
Ishan (still laughing):
Rohit (in his mind): Bhagwaan, hai kaha re tu?
***
Mahi (seeing people doing something ridiculous): Oh Lord, how idiotic are they?
Mahi (realizing they are Rohit, Virat, Hardik and Jadeja): Oh, this is normal.
***
Jassi: Nothing in life is for free.
Virat: Adventure is for free.
Rohit: Breathing is for free.
Hardik: Creating problems is for free.
Jadeja: Everything is for free, if you do not pay for it.
***
Rohit: I am in love.
Virat: With who?
Rohit (pointing towards his direction): Him.
Virat (flustered): oh, wh-what?
Rohit: No, not you.
Rohit (pointing at his reflection in the mirror): Him
Virat:
Rohit:
Virat: I HATE YOU.
Rohit (pointing at his heart): Oh, then what do I do of this thing that beats for you?
Virat (first realizes then cries): I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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