Virat: Anything that comes out of your mouth next, is stupid.
Rohit: Virat.
Virat (running behind him): YOU IDIOT!
Mahi: They think they are just stupid. How naive are my kids?
***
Rohit: What is worse than a heart break?
Rahul: Failing in the test you worked really hard for.
Rohit: Yeah.
Hardik: Realizing that dragons cannot blow out their birthday cake.
Rohit:
Rahul:
Hardik: What?
***
Rohit: Am I in trouble?
Virat: Take a guess.
Rohit: No?
Virat: Try again?
Rohit: Not at all?
Virat: You can have a 100 tries before you reach to the answer.
Rohit: I don't know all the 100 synonyms for 'no'.
***
Hardik: Truth or dare?
Rahul: Truth.
Hardik: Tell me your credit card number.
Rahul: Dare.
Hardik: Give me your credit card.
Rahul: Neither. I am not playing.
Hardik: Too bad! I already have your credit card. You could have just asked me to give it back when I chose dare.
***
Jadeja: Guys, we have a problem.
Virat: I hope it is not a math problem.
Jadeja: Do you think I solve math in my free time?
Rohit: And even if you did, I am sure you are smart enough to not ask Virat for help.
***
Ishan (to Rishabh): I dare you.
Rohit (not looking up from his paper): Rishabh cannot take dares.
Ishan: Why?
Rishabh (his head bowed): I have no regards for personal safety.
***
Virat: I am single.
Virat: And only if you have a really adorable gummy smile, and a lock of curly hair falling on your head, with a love for gummy bears and a penchant for trouble, along with the name Rohit Sharma, are you allowed to change that.
Rohit (flustered): I love you too, Vi.
***
Shubman: Come over.
Ishan: Do you have food?
Shubman: My parents aren't home.
Ishan: Are they bringing food?
***
Rahul: What's it like? Being married?
Rohit: I remember saying 'I do' on the wedding day, but-
Virat: We haven't agreed to anything the other says, since.
Rahul: Aww, completing each others sentences. Sweet.
***
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