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Hardik: We should always stay positive.

Hardik, accidentally trips and falls down the stairs.

Jassi: Wow Harry, you got down those stairs really quickly! 

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Rohit: Hey guys, you all were going to go out tonight, weren't you?

Hardik: Yes, we did-

Rishabh: But when we reached the place, we saw the sign outside that said 18+

Rohit, surprised: So?

Ishan, facepalming: Oh Rohit bhaiya, we were only 4 people. How could we go inside if it said 18+ ?

Rohit: I-

Rohit: Who was the fourth guy?

Jassi, raising his hand with a grin on his face: I had a really good laugh Rohit bhaiya!

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Rohit, during the break in a match: I have a really great memory. Name one thing I forgot in the last few hours.

Virat: Okay, let's see.

Virat: What about your decision at the toss? What about the name of a player? What about- 

Rohit: I get it, enough. 

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Mahi: What are the three stages of life?

Rohit: Birth.

Virat: What tf is going on?

Jaddu: Death.

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Rishabh: Have you ever cheated on your ex?

Hardik: The only ex I have ever cheated on is my ex-am.

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Kuldeep: What is the word that is a mix between angry and sad?

Shubman: Miserable, desolate, disgruntled-

Yuzi: Smad

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Hardik: What did the sofa say to the other sofa across the room?

Ishan: What?

Hardik: We are sofa-apart.

Ishan, laughs:

Rohit: I am sofa-king done.

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Mahi: You were sleep talking last night.

Rohit: No-

Mahi: You congratulated a potato for getting the role in toy story.

Rohit: Oh, that-

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Jassi: What is this?

Rohit: Cauliflower?

Jassi, turning to Hardik: Now tell him what do you think this is?

Hardik: A racist broccoli.

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Ishan: These are my stairs. 

Hardik: What's up-stairs?

Ishan: My stairs don't talk.

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Rishabh: Rohit bhaiya, I have some tea to spill to you.