Rishabh: If I was a security guard at Samsung, does it make me the guardian of the galaxies?
Rohit:
Virat:
Ishan: But why do you want to become a security guard?
***
Shivam, to Rohit and Virat: I look up to you two.
Virat: Than-
Rohit: Can you please sit down and say that, so I might just believe you?
***
Hardik: I actually have a black belt.
Ishan: In what? Karate?
Hardik: No. From Gucci.
Ishan:
***
Hardik: I am upset with you all. I am not talking to any of you, ever again.
5 minutes later:
Hardik: Good night Rohit bhaiya. Good night Virat bhai. Good night Jassi. Good night Rahuliya. Good night Jaddu bhai....
***
Rohit: When life gives you lemons-
Jaddu: Squeeze them in people's eyes.
***
Virat: I had a dream last night that you and I fought.
Rohit: Who won?
Virat: Me.
Rohit: Oh, definitely a dream then.
***
Rishabh: What happens in your head when you do 27+48?
Ashwin: I first take 2 away from 27 and add it to 48, which makes it 25+50 and that way it is easier to calculate the answer which is 75, by the way.
Rishabh:
Rishabh: Am I the only one who just grabs the calculator?
***
Rishabh: I am stupid.
Shreyas:
Rishabh:
Shreyas: If you are waiting for me to disagree then it is going to be a long night.
***
Jaddu: Do I look like I am joking?
Ashwin: You always look like you are joking.
Jaddu:
***
Rishabh: I guess my ears are ringing.
Ishan: Well, aren't you going to answer them?
Shubman:
***
Rishabh: Jaddu bhaiya, may I have that ice cream please?
Jaddu: No-
Rohit: Jaddu! What did I tell you?
Jaddu, sighs: Fine, go ahead. I will be full just by seeing you eat it.
Rishabh, smiles taking the ice cream:
Jaddu, whispering to Rohit: I hate being the senior.
Rohit, biting back his smile: Sure you do.
***
Rohit: Virat, are you still mad at me?
Virat: Twinkle twinkle
Rohit:....little star?
Virat: I wish I could hit you with a car.
Rohit: Oh
Rohit: Still mad. Got it.
***
Virat: If you don't do you are work, you will end up at McDonalds.
Rishabh: WILL WE GO TO MCDONALDS IF I DONT DO MY WORK?
Virat:
Rohit: Don't sugarcoat it and tell him.
Rohit: Chai ki tapri kholni padegi beta. Apna kaam theek se karo.
Rishabh:
***
Ishan, is very ill: Call me an ambulance
Shubman: You are an ambulance.
Ishan:
***
Rishabh: Hi, I need the doctor's appointment.
Nurse: Okay, how about 10 tomorrow?
Rishabh: No, I don't need that many. Only one will do.
Nurse:
***
Employee: Sir, please leave the fishes in the tanks-
Rishabh, removing them out: No. They are drowning.
Employee:
***
Hi, how are you all?? Sorry for the short update. Exams called.
Updated because a weekend demands an update.
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