ICT | Incorrect quotes & more

XXIII

Hardik, opening the cola can with a broken can opener:

Rohit: Har, the can opener is broken.

Hardik: Oh...

Rohit: Yeah..

Hardik: I guess it is a can't opener now.

Rohit:

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Interviewer: Must you attack us with your words every time?

Rohit: Why, would you prefer if I use knives instead?

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Rohit: Okay, listen up you hooligans..

Rohit: Not you, Jas.

Rohit: You are my sweetest kid and I am thrilled to have you here.

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At 2 am:

Ishan: Do you wonder what Pluto is thinking, now that everyone has forgotten about its existence?

Rohit: Do you want to know what I am thinking about you right now?

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Rohit: What was that loud thud?

Rishabh: My shirt fell.

Rohit: Just a shirt falling won't be that loud.  

Rishabh: Yes, I wearing it too.

Rohit, exasperated: Are you hurt?

Rishabh: No.

Rohit: Why didn't you say that you fell?

Rishabh: Because I am not a shirt?

Rohit:

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Teacher: Why didn't you do the homework?

Ishan: My homework ate my dog.

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Ishan: I am quick at math.

Rohit: Okay, what is 37 multiplied by 73?

Ishan: 21!

Rohit: That's not even close, Ishu.

Ishan: Yes, but it was quick.

Rohit:

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Ishan: Why couldn't the bus stand by itself?

Hardik: Because it was two tired.

Ishan: Slay, Harry bhai!

Rohit, stuffing the nth piece of cotton in his ear, trying to sleep: For God's sake....sleep...please.

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Hardik: What goes up and never comes down?

Rohit: The amount of stress you bring to me every day, baccha.

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Hardik and Jaddu sitting in the police station:

Hardik: Who should we call, Jaddu bhai?

Jaddu: We could've called Virat, but he'd probably get the entire squad along with him, so no.  

Hardik: Okay. Not Mahi bhai too, because then I would feel safer in jail.

Jaddu: Okay, what about Rohit? I think he would come, especially since his kid is here too.

Hardik, internally panicking because he had stolen Rohit's snacks yesterday and Rohit knew about it: You can....try?

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Stranger: You know they are not your kids right?

Rohit: I know, I don't even look like them. 

Rohit: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go with Jassi to buy him new clothes that match with mine, and then I have to go with Harry to try the new restaurant he has been going on an on about since last week.

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 Rohit, gets a paper cut:

Jassi: Careful!

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Rohit, trying to pacify an agitated Jassi: No kiddo, we cannot ban paper in the country. Please relax!

Because Ralph-Obrien, Ashu23 and I love Rohit-Jassi sm!!

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Virat: What if we lock Hardik, Jaddu, Rishabh, and Ishan in the same room, who do you think would come crying out first.

Rohit, confidently: The room.

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Hardik: I want to go the liquid zoo.

Rahul, coming out of the room: The- what?

Rohit, not even looking up from his book: The aquarium, Rahul.

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Hardik: I was arrested for being too handsome.

Rahul: Yes, the charges were then dropped due to the lack of supportive evidence.

Hardik:

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Rohit and Virat are on a date. They are now walking on a road where there are no people:

Rohit: This...this is my special place. I come here whenever I am sad.

Virat: Oh really? Thank you for trusting me-

Rohit: No, I am just kidding, we are lost.

Virat:

Rohit: Ya, I forgot the way to the spot where I had parked my bike.

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Rohit: Why did you give Hardik a knife?

Jaddu: He said he felt unsafe.

Rohit: Right, and now I feel unsafe.

Jaddu:

Rohit: No Jaddu, I do NOT want a knife. 

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