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XXVII

Rishabh: Rohit bhaiya, you awake?

Rohit: What?

Rishabh: Are you awake?

Rohit:

Rohit: Who do you think said 'what', Rishu?

Rishabh: Who?

Rohit, upset sigh:

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Rishabh: Rohit bhaiya, I will teach you to make a delicious meal with just 1 ingredient.

Rohit, confused: What? How?

Rishabh: Just watch.

Rishabh: And the ingredient is-

Rishabh, produces his phone: A PHONE!!

Rishabh: And then you go...

Rishabh: Hello, I would like one double cheese pizza and coke please.

Rohit, still in shock:

Rishabh: See, done.

Rishabh: 1 ingredient. Best meal.

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Rahul: There is nothing more stupid than people using extra big words to look smart.

Hardik: I totally photosynthesize with this.

Rahul, sigh:

Hardik, grins: Riling you up is the best part of my day.

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Virat, dropping Rohit off at a airport:

Virat: Have a safe flight.

Rohit: I have no control over that.

Virat, driving away: Does this guy what, breathe in sarcasm?

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Jaddu: Petrol is like ₹104 for a litre.

Jaddu: 1kg carrots is for about ₹60.

Rohit: So what?

Virat: NO JADDU, YOU ARE NOT BUYING ANOTHER HORSE!

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Rohit: I will call you at 10.

Virat: Okay.

[10:01 PM]

Virat: All he ever does is forget.

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Rahul: Yesterday I gave Hardik a juice box, with a post-it note on it, that said 'I love you.'

Virat: Aww, what did he say?

Rahul, sighs: He said, 'I love you too, juice.'

Rohit laughs, shaking his head fondly: That's my boy.

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Rohit, is very upset:

Hardik: Did you know? Jassi says that I have emotional cables that elevates moods.

Rohit: I- What?

Hardik: I will show you.

Hardik: So this goes here, this attaches here....

Rohit: This is just a hug?

Hardik, grinning: Is it working? 

Rohit, hiding his smile: Maybe.

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Virat, coughs violently: 

Rohit: Don't die.

Virat: Don't tell me what to do.

Rohit: Okay, then die.

Virat: I SAID DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Mahi, extremely tired of these two: Yes. Have a fight first. That is more important.   

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Google: Type password.

Hardik, types: password.

Google: Your password is incorrect.

Hardik, types: incorrect.

Google: You idiot- 

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Rohit, is sick and irritated: This soup is bland. It needs salt. If I had to rate this, I would rate it three-

Hardik: I made it myself. For you, bhaiya.

Rohit: - out of three points. I was kidding, Harry. This is amazing!

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Later:

Rohit: COME BACK HERE, VIRAT! YOU MAKE THAT TASTELESS WATER FOR A SOUP AND ASK MY KID TO HELP YOU OUT? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I RECOGNIZE YOUR COOKING?  

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Rishabh: What's up, bhaiya?

Virat: After another day of dealing with you, my blood pressure.

Rohit: Excuse me, why did you steal my line?

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Rohit: Shut up!

Virat: I did not say anything?

Rohit: You were thinking. That is annoying. 

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Jassi: Rahul won't come out of the room.

Hardik: Just tell him I said something.

Jassi: What?

Hardik: Anything factually incorrect.

Rahul, appearing in less than a minute: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT SUN IS A PLANET- 

Hardik, grinning at Jassi: Told ya.

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Smriti: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Jemimah: Someone you are very upset at, right now.

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Shreyanka: I have looked everywhere for my hoodie and I still cannot find it.

Smriti: Everywhere you say?

Shreyanka: Yes

Smriti, opens a drawer and pulls out the hoodie:

Shreyanka: I swear that drawer was not there a minute ago.

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Jemimah: Do you think birds get sad for not having arms?

Shreyanka: Do you get sad for not having wings?

Jemimah: EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Harmanpreet, sighs in disappointment:

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Harmanpreet: Don't let anyone ruin your day.

 Smriti: Yes, take matters in your own hands. 

Smriti: And ruin your own day.

Harmanpreet: ???

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