Rohit: I am smart.
Rohit: Sad, mad and really tired.
***
Rohit: What did you have for lunch?
Sky: I had burgers, sushi and coke.
Rohit: This is not Instagram! Tell the truth!
Sky: Cauliflower.
***
Virat: Hi Rahul, where is Hardik?
Rahul, sighs: Mad at me.
Virat: Why?
Rahul: I was mean to him.
Virat: Oh no, that's wrong.
Rahul: In his dream.
Virat: Oh.
***
Virat: We can't go out on a date. We are in the middle of a fight.
Rohit: We are?
Virat: You didn't know?
Rohit: No one told me.
Rohit: I need certain things to be specified.
***
Rohit: Did you just fall?
Ishan: No
Ishan: I was checking if gravity still works.
Rohit: Why don't you just sit under a coconut tree to find the proof? All my childhood, I so wished Newton had done that.
Ishan, worried and not sure: Whatever bhaiya says.
***
Jasprit: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Rohit bhaiya.
Rohit: I'M SO DUMB! I CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT.
Jasprit: I'm sorry Rohit bhaiya, but I stay true to my words. Square up!
***
Yuzi: They don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind.
Rohit: Thank God!
***
Shubman, sneezes:
Ishan:
Shubman: You are supposed to say bless you.
Ishan: But you are the blessing.
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Rohit, sneezes:
Virat:
Rohit: You are supposed to say bless you.
Virat: You breathe the same air as me, you are already blessed.
***
Rahul: I think I am falling for you.
Hardik: Then get up.
***
Mahi: Virat is not picking up the phone.
Rohit: Wait, I will try.
Jaddu: Mahi bhai and I tried 5 times, what makes you think-
Virat: Hello?
Mahi, sighing heavily: Of course.
***
Rohit: Stop setting things on fire, just to see what happens. What happens is fire.
Hardik: But what if something different happened this once?
***
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