ICT | Incorrect quotes & more

XXI

Virat: Rohit, time to get out of bed. The sun is up.

Rohit, turning to the other side: So, its not like I have to photosynthesize or anything.

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Rohit: Huh, how did I lose my glasses again?

Hardik, staring at the glasses on top of Rohit's head: I'll help you find them for two pastries, Rohit bhaiya.

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Jaddu: When I go to jail, I will change my name to mitochondria because-

Rohit: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

Jaddu: Yep, my friend.

Hardik: Oh my God, that is crazy Jaddu bhai! You are a genius!

Mahi: Wait, are we really ignoring the fact that he said 'when' instead of 'if'?

Rohit stares back with an amused grin:

Jaddu stares back with a sheepish grin:

Hardik grins because the other two are grinning:

Mahi, realizes: JADDU!! 

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Mahi: Jellyfish have survived so many years without a brain. 

Mahi: Which means there is still some hope left for my kids.

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Rohit: You look cute today.

Virat: Aww, thanks.

Rohit: Ha, April Fool!

Virat: :(

Rohit, sighs: Fine, you look cute everyday.

Virat: :)

***

Rohit, sends Virat a selfie of himself with rows of empty seats in the background:

Rohit: Look at all the people who want to date you.

Virat: You are in the picture too.

Rohit: Did I disagree?

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A young Rohit has taken a young Virat to show Mumbai. It is in their early days as friends and they are awkward as hell:

 Rohit: See Virat, if you look at your right-

Rohit: You see Mumbai.

Rohit: If you look at your left-

Rohit: You see Mumbai. 

Rohit: And if you look behind, you also see Mumbai.

Rohit: This......is Mumbai. Thank you.

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 Rohit: I am grounded?

Mahi: Yes, you are grounded. You broke many rules.

Rohit, pointing at Jaddu: Okay, but why does he have a shovel in his hand?

Mahi, pinching the bridge of his nose: He thinks I am actually going to bury you inside the ground.

Rohit: I-

***

Shreyas, texting: My parents are not home *smirk emoji*

Rishabh: Aww, don't worry, they will come back :)

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Hardik: Hey, did you know the name of the cheese god?

Rohit: Virat, no-

Virat: Wait, God of cheese? Is that even a thing?

Hardik: Yes, it is.

Hardik: And his name is Cheesus.

Virat: I swear to all the Cheesuses above that I will kill you.

Rohit: Hey, he is my kid.

Virat:

Hardik: Aww bhaiya-

Rohit: Only I get to kill him.  

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Kidnapper: I have him.

Rohit: Who?

Kidnapper: Hardik.

Rohit: Oh.

Kidnapper: Oh?

Rohit: Yes, because you don't have him.

Rohit: He has you. Good luck:)

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Jassi: Can I have some gummy bears?

Rohit: You know the rules.

Jassi, sadly: No candy before dinner?

Rohit: No, that stupidity is Virat's rule.

Rohit: My rule is, bring me a pack too.

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Jaddu: What am I supposed to say to people at funerals.

Mahi: I am sorry for your loss, and then move on.

At a funeral:

Jaddu: I am sorry for your loss move on.

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