ICT | Incorrect quotes & more

XVIII

Hardik, calling Rohit: Hel-

Rohit: What did you do wrong this time?

Hardik: Why do you always assume that I have done something wrong?

Rohit, raising an eyebrow: Okay, then what else do you have to say?

Hardik: I did something wrong.

Rohit, smiling and nodding his head: See. 

***

Rohit: You remind me of something.

Virat: What?

Rohit: Monday.

Virat: Why? Because every day of your week begins with me?

Rohit: No.

Rohit: Because no one likes you.

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Rohit: You are late.

Jaddu: I wasn't even going to come. Don't start.

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Rohit: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

Ishan: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?

Rohit:

Rohit's English Teacher: See, this is the importance of proper punctuation, Rohit.

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Rohit: How long are you going to be bad at me?

Virat: 10 minutes.

Rohit: Shit.

Rohit, mumbling to himself: Why not longer?

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Rohit: I don't have favorites. I love all my kids equally.

Jaddu: Hardik almost set the room on fire while you were gone.

Rohit: Oh my God! Is Jassi okay?

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Mahi: When I first met you, I did not like you-

Yuvraj: I am aware.

Mahi: But now that we have spent so much time together.

Yuvraj: •ᴗ•

Mahi: It still did not get any better.

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ICT Meditating:

Mahi: Release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Rohit, screams like his mum screamed at him that morning:

Virat, barks like his dog Bruno:

Jaddu, neighs like his horse:

Mahi: Ex...exactly like that, kids.

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Rohit: We are going out in public, behave yourselves.

Hardik, turning to Ishan and Rishabh: Yes guys, please listen to Rohit bhaiya. Don't stress him so much. 

Rohit: I was actually talking to you, but never mind.

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Rohit: What are you guys here for?

Jassi: I'm here to help.

Hardik: I'm here to-

Rohit: Make things worse?

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Ishan: Are names just random noises we were raised to respond to?

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Rohit and Virat arguing:

Virat, rolling his eyes at something Rohit said:

Rohit: Yes, keep rolling your eyes like that.

Rohit: Maybe you'll find some brain in there.

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Mahi, sternly: I hope you are aware that this type of idiocy will not be tolerated here?

Rohit: Oh, is there any other type of idiocy you are more comfortable with? 

Virat: Yeah, we have a lot of options.

***

A young Virat, in school: I am good at math. Try me!

His friend: Okay, so what is 2093 books + 1221 books?

Virat: A library.

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Rohit: I can't believe the heat from the sun just travelled 149.6 million kilometers just to melt my chocolate bar.

Rohit: Jobless git.

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Hardik: If two vegetarians argue, is it still considered a beef?

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Rahul: When is someone ever going to marry someone nice like Virat?

Rohit: Rahuliya-

Rohit: You forgot a few words.

Rohit: It should actually be-

Rohit: Someone nice or someone like Virat?

Virat: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Rohit, staring at him: If you were my husband, I would drink it.

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Virat: How much do you love me?

Rohit: Count the stars in the sky.

Virat:

Virat: Bitch, it is morning.

Rohit: Exactly.

Virat: I hate you-

Rohit: Even if you can't see it now-

Rohit: My love for you is always present. 

Virat:

Virat: Is making me speechless your first job?

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Hardik: Sleepy is cuter than tired. Everyone should stay sleepy instead of tired.

Rahul: I am so fucking sleepy of your shit.

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Jaddu: Want to know something funny?

Rohit: Your love life?

Jaddu:

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