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VIII

Rohit: I am not doing too well.

Rohit: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Hardik, walks in the room:

Rohit: Oh look, here it is again.

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Rohit: Hello people who do not live here.

Hardik: Hey

Ishan: Hello

Rishabh: Hey there bhaiya!

Hardik: We just came for food.

Rohit: Virat, you here too?

Virat: I just came to take away all the unhealthy snacks you  have been hiding from me.

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Rishabh: Bhaiya, I cut my finger and it is bleeding.

Rohit: Just put pressure on it.

Rishabh, to his finger: Listen, if you do not get a job , your family will disown you and no one will marry you.

Rohit:

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Hardik: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Jaddu: It becomes daytrogen.

Virat:

Virat: I am going to bed.

Hardik: Good nitrogen.

Rishabh: Sleep tightrogen.

Jaddu: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.

Rohit, sighs: Indian Cricket Team members, guys.

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Rohit, waking up from a deep sleep: Oh, where am I?

Virat, sarcastically: Heaven

Rohit: Oh...

Rohit:

Rohit: Never thought you would be here.  

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Hardik: Don't panic, I am in charge.

Rahul: Exactly why I am panicking.  

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Virat: Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex boyfriend Rohit.

Rohit: You have got to stop introducing me as your ex boyfriend. I am his husband.

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In the cutest alternate universe

Teacher: Jasprit, the assignment was to bring something very important to you.

10 year old Jasprit: Yes, and I did that.

Teacher: By that I meant an object. Not- excuse me who are you?

Rohit: I am Rohit, his Rohit bhaiya.

- this feels so cute, i cant. ro-jas are my absolute favs. 

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Ishan: Is everything okay?

Rishabh: I just ended a 7 year old relationship.

Ishan: Oh, I am so sorry. Are you alright?

Rishabh, shrugs: Yeah, it was not mine.

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Kuldeep: How do you politely tell someone that you want to hit them with a brick?

Rahul: I wish to acquaint your lovely visage with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Jadeja: Fuck, that was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

Kuldeep: Ya, I would gladly take the brick if someone says it to me like that.

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Virat: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that.

Rohit, chuckling: Just give him a minute.

Hardik, pushing a door that clearly says pull: 

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Jadeja: What are you reading?

Virat: A book of the things I love.

Jadeja: That is an album of Rohit's pictures? 

Virat: Oh, what a coincidence.

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Hardik: I don't sing in the shower.

Hardik: I perform.

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Ishan: What is the past tense of William Shakespeare? William Shookspeare.

Rishabh: Oh no, it is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

Rohit: For the love of God, I am begging you to stop.

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lmao these are so fun. do drop your reviews guys. your comments are so fun to read, thank you so very much for all the love.

cheers xx.