Rohit: I want to hear those three words.
Hardik: I love you?
Rohit: No.
Hardik: My Rohit bhaiya?
Rohit: No.
Hardik:
Rohit: Hardik?
Hardik: Fine
Hardik: I. Will. Behave.
Rohit: Much better.
***
Rohit: What is the dumbest thing you ever believed in childhood?
Virat: That math would make sense to me some day.
Virat: Years passed, and it still hasn't.
***
A young Hardik and Jassi playing the crossword game:
Hardik: Okay, now I need a five letter word for home.
Jassi, thinking hard: What could it be?
Hardik: Rohit?
Jassi: Brilliant.
Rohit hearing this, turns extremely emotional: My babies.
***
Jaddu: I have a perfect plan for Valentine's day.
Rohit: What?
Jaddu: We should dig up a hole in the garden, and name it 'love'.
Rohit, extremely unsure: And that will do what?
Jaddu: And the partners can make the other fall in that hole, and declare that they are actually falling in love.
Rohit:
Jaddu, gleaming excitedly: What do you say?
***
Hardik: People treat me like an idiot.
Hardik: So, I am allowed to act like from one time to time. Hah, perks.
***
Hardik, texting: You are the greatest bhaiya in the world.
Rohit: What did you do this time?
***
Hardik: I love you.
Rahul: And how many people do you say that too?
Hardik, smiling proudly: Everyone.
Rahul: Everyone?
Hardik: Yes, I tell everyone that I love you.
***
Hardik: When is your birthday?
Jaddu: December, 6.
Hardik: What year?
Jaddu: Every year.
***
Hardik and Rishabh sitting on a bench:
Rohit: Hey kids, why do you look so sad?
Hardik: Sit down so we can tell you bhaiya.
Rohit, sits down: Okay?
Rishabh: The bench is freshly painted.
Rohit:
***
Virat: I hope Hardik hasn't done anything stupid.
Rohit: I hope you are not hoping to hard.
***
Rohit: Tell me the scariest horror story you know.
Hardik: Life without you, bhaiya.
***
Jaddu: Ro is a so sweet, he made a sandwich for me.
Virat: He made it for himself and you stole it , idiot.
***
Rohit, looking at Jassi: One taught me patience.
Rohit, looking at Hardik: And the other taught me that kids are brainless creatures.
Rohit, aside: But I love them both anyway.
***
Virat: Are you doing something fun this weekend?
Rohit: Yes
Virat: What?
Rohit: Sleeping.
***
Virat: Go to hell!
Rohit: And leave you all alone here? Not possible.
**
Rohit: Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?
Jaddu: My record is 4, but if you want I can try.
***
After so long, how are you all?
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