Ishan: Knock knock.
Shubman: Who's there?
Ishan: Where when
Shubman: Where when who?
Ishan: My place, tonight, me and you.
Shubman, stunned.
***
Hardik: Come on Rahul, I wasn't that drunk.
Rahul: You painted my face in orange highlighter saying I was important and then my nose in a blue highlighter saying that my nose is your favourite place to kiss me.
Hardik, crying: Because you are.
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Virat: Tell me the three magical words and I am yours.
Rohit: Let's get married.
Virat:
Rohit:
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Virat, emotional: I expected an I love you, but that is a yes too.
***
Interviewer: Please introduce yourself guys.
The entire squad: Hi, we are members of the Indian Cricket Team. Part time cricketers, full time Rohirat's third wheels.
***
Ishan: How is your fever?
Shubman: What fever?
Ishan: Oh you just looked hot to me.
Jasprit, groans: God, I just need one normal dinner.
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Hardik, drunk: Do you know I love you?
Rahul: Yes darling, I do.
Hardik: Do you love me?
Rahul: I married you baby.
Hardik: That does not answer my question.
***
Virat, stumbling into the room: Out of battery.
Rahul: What do you need? Charger?
Rohit, opens his arms.
Virat dives right in.
Rohit: He is out of social battery.
Rahul: Oh, gotcha.
***
Shubman, meeting Ishan's parents.
Shubman: I am a big fan of your work.
***
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