Hells Shorts: Mission Whacked Off

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Hound: (V

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Hound: (V.O)(Sarcastic) Great. Mission with Mox. Thanks Blitzo.

Moxxie (V.O.): Sir, are you sure you want us doing this job? Was this on purpose?

Blitzo (V.O.): Of course, Mox...

[We see Blitzo and Millie in fishing clothes on a boat in a swamp.]

Blitzo: ...cause me and Millie are going leeching!

Millie (singsongy): I'm gonna harpoon me a big ol' leech! (sticks her harpoon into the edge of the boat)

Both: LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH!

[We are on Earth now, and they have already reached the Paesano mansion, looking through a window and looking apprehensive as they watch a father-son confrontation between his target Paulie and Paulie's father Luigi

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[We are on Earth now, and they have already reached the Paesano mansion, looking through a window and looking apprehensive as they watch a father-son confrontation between his target Paulie and Paulie's father Luigi.]

Luigi: You disobeyed me. You disrespected me, and now one of my most trusted confidantes is dead. I don't know where I went wrong in raising youse.

Paulie: Tommy Two-Holes was a rat, you gotta believe me! I did what I had to do, for you! For this family!

[Moxxie crawls on a wall like a lizard while Hound climbs, quite suitably, and enters the building through a small window as the conversation between the father and son goes on.]

Luigi: Don't gimme that shit, Paulie. You never gave a fettuccini fuck about this family. I give you everything and this is what I get in return? Get out of my sight.

[The two hide as Paulie leaves.]

Hound: Okay here's the plan. I'll distract the big boss, and you get the target.

Moxxie: Distract?! How the fuck do you distract an entire Mafia?

Hound: Trust me. I know these guys before my I.M.P days and for the love of Satan, just kill the target, no bullshit please.

[It cuts to Luigi in his office before being interrupted by an underling Mob entering his office.]

Mob: Uh boss there's someone here who wants to see you?

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