Hell Shorts: Barbie's Bad Day.

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[Open at the Pharmacy in Sloth.]

Barbie Wire: You can't fire me!

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Barbie Wire: You can't fire me!

Gerald: Uh... oh, boy, how do I put this? You, job, no more.

Barbie: I barely did anything wrong!

Gerald: Ooh, yeah, well, you got a human killed on the job, which caught the attention of the authorities and cut the supply line.

Barbie: (growls) Oh, fuck off! It's just one! And it wasn't even my fault! (grabs Gerald's hand] Look, Gerald, I need this fucking gig. What happened to the strike system, huh?

Gerald: Well, strike one was the time you rammed the ambulance driver.

Barbie: He was double-parked!

Gerald: Strike two was when you sent that mass email... (shows the email) ... that threatened to, and I quote, "fuck the boss's tight ass and his hot-as-fuck wife."

Barbie: (bangs the monitor) That wasn't a threat! That was an offer!

Gerald: And strike three was killing that ugly human. Now, please hand over your Asmodean Crystal. We'll send half of your remaining check in the mail.

Barbie: Half?! (screams) FINE! (takes off her Asmodean Crystal and throws it on Gerald's desk) Fuck you and your dumb job anyway! Who fucking needs ya?!

[She storms out of the pharmacy, but the door closes on her tail.]

Barbie: OW! (pulls her tail out of the door)

[She takes out her tail and texts Fizzarolli the bad news.]

Barbie's Text: Guess who just got fired, have to take the elevator home

[Fizzarolli sends her a meme of a Quieve smoking. She notices a puddle on the ground and walks around it]

Fizzarolli's Text: Bad timing lol it sucks, was it for being too much of a hot bitch or waaat?

Barbie Text: Maybe. TTYL biatch.

[She changes the conversation towards Cereza.]

Barbie's Text: Hey, thanks for the help today, girl. Sorry you had to deal with that dick of a brother.

Barbie's Text: Maybe we should hang out like old time-

[Barbie continues walking, but is then drenched by a flying waterfall, causing her phone to short-circuit. And it doesn't send the last message. She growls in anger.]

Barbie: What? (frantically tries to get it to work) No! No, no, no! No! (Her phone dies) COME ON!!!

[Disgruntled, she puts her phone away. Cut to Barbie paying her fare at the Elevator station, then cut to her on board, surrounded by several demons.]

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