Hell Shorts: Mission Orphan Time

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[The scene changes to a blue sky with birds chirping

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[The scene changes to a blue sky with birds chirping. A portal opens next to a car, with Blitzo, Hound and Loona walking out. They creep up to a building.]

Blitzo: Alright guys, today we're dealing with a children's "entertainer". Goes by... Mr. Wrigglers. Thought this would be a good one for you and me Loona, and I think you know why. Even though we have (Looks at Hound and frowns) "unwanted company."

[Hound just rolls his eyes in annoyance.]

Loona: I invited him.  Besides I hate that sunshine and rainbows shit. These guys always turn out to be sickos. Where are we? His third world sex resort? His slave-cult compound?

Hound: Twenty bucks is his baby oil warehouse.

[A sign is shown with an inscription "Hugging Dove Charity for Dying Orphans and Injured Puppies".]

Hound: Lame

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Hound: Lame. What the fuck Blitzo?

Blitzo: I just thought he would be really easy to kill, y'know? And then we could have the whole rest of the day for daddy daughter time! (Frowns at Hound again) Alone!

Loona: Ugh. Fine.

[Loona and Hound activates their human disguise.]

Blitzo: Okay, you two go on and I'll just sneak in.

[Somewhat fittingly, Blitzo climbs a wall like a lizard, entering the window. Loona and Hound enter the building through its front door, then walk into a hallway labelled "Administration". They open Mr. Wrigglers' door.]

Loona: Holy shit, that was just unlocked.

Mr Wrigglers: Well, of course! My door's always open to a new friend. Would you two happen to be an orphan?

[Hound immediately seethes at that word being said while looking at Loona.]

Hound: Not me...but...uh... my girlfriend here.

Mr. Wrigglers: An orphan?

Loona: Y-yeah, actually I am. How did you-

Mr. Wrigglers: From the charity event!

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