Hell Shorts: Mission Bad Drivezo

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[The short starts off rather intensely, with Blitzo, Hound and Moxxie driving racing in their van on Earth

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[The short starts off rather intensely, with Blitzo, Hound and Moxxie driving racing in their van on Earth. Blitzo is simultaneously driving the van and aiming with a sniper rifle, much to Moxxie and Hound's dismay.]

Moxxie: (yelling) SIR! Focus on the road!

Blitzo: I'm- just making sure that it's the right guy, okay? Calm down Mox, I am a fantastic driver!

Hound: No, the fuck you are not!

[Blitzo scopes in on the target, his hands shaking. He steers with his feet while pushing the pedal down with his tail.]

Blitzo: Hold on, I wonder if I could just-

[He fires the rifle and accidentally blows some police biker's head off.]

Blitzo: Agh! Nope, almost had him

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Blitzo: Agh! Nope, almost had him.

Hound: Damn. (Chuckle) That was an ugly as fuck bike.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs in a blanket. Just hold the wheel, I'll shoot.

[Moxxie takes the rifle and aims for the target with much steadier hands.]

Moxxie: Nice and steady. Perfect. LOOK OUT!

[A red car enters the scene and hits their van. Moxxie drops the rifle.]

Blitzo: Oh fuck the shit back into my stomach!

[The IMP van seemingly hits the target's car, causing it to fall into a canyon and explode.]

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