Just Ken

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"So where should we start?" Purah exclaims while we walk through the mall looking for a good store to go into.

"Well I did some research online for the best mens clothing stores that carry suits and found that Men's Warehouse and Nordstrom are one of the best and most popular places people go to buy suits."

"Okay miss 'I did some research." Impa says mockingly. "Why don't you and Link go shopping for a suit, and then tell us when you're done so we can meet up and start dress shopping."

"Sounds good to me." Link nods.

"Uh... Okay. Shall we go then?" I turn to Link.

"Yeah. Let's go." He says... smiling at me.

"Okay, Perfect! We'll see you and Linky later." Purah chirps, causing Link to direct his attention to her. "Okay... then. Impa, come on!" Purah says grabbing Impa by the arm and dragging her away from us.

"What did she just call me?" Link asks, scratching his nape.

"What? She just called you Link." I say a bit panicked. Why'd Purah call him that in front of him?

"No, she called me like 'Linky' or something."

"Hm... I didn't hear that. Well, anyways! Ready to shop for a suit?"

"Yeah." He says with a nod.

"Okay, let's go then." I say, starting to walk towards the nearest map. "Okay so, they must have a Mens Warehouse or Nordstrom here somewhere... right?" I say examining the map.

"There's a Men's Warehouse." Link says.

"Where?"

"Right there on the other side of the mall."

"Oh..." He wasn't talking about the map, well obviously it's on there somewhere but... ugh anyways. "Well then... let's go find you a suit. Or two."

"Two?" He asks in shock as we walk across the mall.

"Yeah, because you need one for homecoming and for the ball." I say, turning back to look at him.

"Why can't I just wear the same suit?" He asks.

"Because, you need a white suit for the ball... and it'd be weird to wear a white suit to homecoming." I say looking forward again.

"Why is that weird? I've seen a guy wear a neon pink suit to homecoming before."

"That's totally barbaric." I say in shock... who would do such a thing?

"Okay, Hermione Granger." Link says with a chuckle.

"What?" I ask.

"Hermione Granger says that to Ron and Harry while they are playing Wizards Chess during the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone movie."

"Oh... I've never seen the Harry Potter movies."

"What!" He gasps. "How have you never seen them?"

"I don't know, I just haven't seen them." I say defensively.

"Did you even read the books?" He asks.

"No, did you?" I counter.

"Well no, but you like reading. I don't."

"Just because I like to read doesn't mean I've read every book in the world." I say rolling my eyes.

"Yeah, but Harry Potter is like the best movie and book series to ever exist. Well that and the Hunger Games." He preaches.

"The Hunger Games?"

"You haven't even heard of the Hunger Games?" He gasps again.

"No..."

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