Senran Kagura X Angry Birds: Asuka and Suzuki

Hot Springs

Event: "Hot Spring Encounter"

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Setting: Hot Spring Bathhouse

The Hanzo girls, led by Asuka, arrive at a scenic hot spring bathhouse nestled in the mountains. The soothing steam rises from the warm pools as the girls prepare to relax after a long day of training. Alongside Asuka are her friends: Ikagura, Katsuragi, Yagyu, and Hibari.

As they enter the serene bathhouse, they spot the Gessen girls—Yumi, Murakumo, Yozakura, Shiki, and Minori—already soaking in the hot springs. However, instead of being relaxed, the Gessen girls seem unusually tense. Even from a distance, Asuka can tell something is off.

Asuka (concerned): "Yumi? What’s going on? You guys don’t look very relaxed."

Yumi, seated calmly in the hot spring, exchanges a look with her teammates before speaking. She knows Suzuki's secret, but for now, she remains silent.

Yumi (softly): "There have been some... strange events lately. My team has been a little on edge."

The other Gessen girls glance at one another, unsure whether to speak. Murakumo pushes her mask up slightly, a sign of her unease. Yozakura crosses her arms, frowning. Shiki, usually bubbly, looks serious for once, and Minori clutches her bath towel nervously.

Katsuragi (grinning): "Strange events, huh? Well, we could use some excitement! Spill the tea, girls!"

Ikagura (calmly): "We’re all shinobi here. If something’s wrong, you can tell us. Maybe we can help."

Murakumo (hesitant): "W-We’ve been seeing things... things that don’t make sense."

The Gessen girls exchange nervous glances again, except for Yumi, who remains collected. Finally, Yozakura speaks up.

Yozakura (frowning): "It started with this weird blur we couldn’t explain. Something so fast it was impossible to follow with the eye. We encountered it during a battle with some rogue shinobi... but it wasn’t one of them. And then..."

Shiki (leaning forward): "Like, right after that, we ran into these super weird pigs! They weren’t normal animals; they were... coordinated, almost like soldiers. They even used weapons! And then there were these giant objects falling from the sky! It was, like, totally crazy!"

Minori (nodding rapidly): "Yeah! Big things fell, and the pigs just... ran away!"

The Hanzo girls listen intently, their curiosity piqued. Asuka's eyes widen when she hears about the strange pigs, and her mind instantly jumps to Suzuki's encounters with the Bad Piggies. She glances at Yumi, who silently acknowledges her with a knowing look.

Yagyu (calmly): "Pigs? Large objects? That does sound unusual, even for shinobi business."

Hibari (innocently): "It sounds kind of... fun! But also a little scary."

Asuka (serious): "These pigs... did they look organized? Like they had a plan?"

Murakumo (nodding): "Yeah... they were led by a big pig with a helmet. And there were smaller ones carrying strange weapons. We didn’t know what to make of it."

Katsuragi (laughing): "Pigs with helmets? Sounds like something out of a video game!"

Asuka stays silent for a moment, her thoughts racing. She knows exactly what the Gessen girls are describing. It’s the Bad Piggies, the same ones Suzuki had been fighting against with his Angry Birds powers. But how could she explain that without revealing his secret?

Yumi finally speaks up, sensing Asuka's hesitation.

Yumi: "Asuka... perhaps you know more than you're letting on?"