Senran Kagura X Angry Birds: Asuka and Suzuki

Hebijo Academy Aftermath/The Slingshot

Story Event: "Ryōna’s Wild Launches"

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Setting: Hebijo Academy, Newly Rebuilt

The halls of Hebijo Academy are filled with the sound of training and combat, but recently, another, more peculiar sound has been added to the mix: a series of loud crashing noises followed by giggles and cheers. The Hebijo girls, especially Miyabi and Imu, have been trying to figure out the source of the disturbances.

Miyabi: "That crashing sound again... it's been happening every day since the academy was rebuilt."

Imu: "It better not be another attack from those pigs or a yōma."

As they round a corner, they hear a loud whoosh followed by a crashing thud outside. Rushing to investigate, they find Ryōna sprawled out on the ground, giggling in her usual masochistic glee.

Ryōna: "Ooh, that impact was even harder than last time! I love it!"

Miyabi narrows her eyes, noticing a crude slingshot apparatus Ryōna has set up in one of the training fields. It looks suspiciously like the one Suzuki used to launch them during their trip to Hebijo Academy.

Miyabi: "Ryōna, what in the world are you doing?"

Ryōna (excited): "Oh, I just made this slingshot! I saw Suzuki do it with that rope, and I thought, 'Why not give it a try myself?' It's so much fun!"

Imu puts a hand to her face, trying to contain her frustration.

Imu: "You’re launching yourself for fun? No wonder we keep hearing those crashing sounds!"

Ryōna (with a grin): "Well, I like the pain, and it’s a great way to travel fast around the academy. Plus, the thrill of flying through the air is amazing!"

As Ryōna prepares for another launch, Miyabi steps forward and snatches the rope away.

Miyabi: "Enough. I’m not having you damage the academy again. We just rebuilt it!"

Ryōna (pouting): "Aww, but I was just getting the hang of it!"

Imu: "Honestly, Ryōna... you're unbelievable."

Ryōbi, who has been watching from the side, shakes her head with a smirk.

Ryōbi: "She's been doing this for days, and no one's been able to stop her. Good luck with that, Miyabi."

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End of Event: "Ryōna’s Wild Launches"

Story Event: "Murasaki’s Surprise at Ryōna’s Energy"

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Setting: Hebijo Academy, Training Grounds

Murasaki returns to Hebijo Academy after a quiet day out with Bebeby, feeling a little more at ease. As she approaches the academy, she notices a small crowd gathered around a strange contraption in the training field. To her surprise, her team is standing near a large slingshot, and Ryōna is energetically preparing for another launch.

Murasaki: "Bebeby… what’s going on?"

Bebeby (in a low, ventriloquist voice): "Looks like Ryōna’s up to her usual antics. Let’s get closer."

Murasaki slowly approaches, watching as Ryōna eagerly resets the slingshot, laughing in excitement. Her team looks torn between frustration and disbelief.

Murasaki: "Ryōna… you’ve been doing this all day?"

Ryōbi (sighing): "Yep. She's been launching herself nonstop."

Imu: "She has way too much energy for something this reckless."

Ryōna, upon hearing Murasaki’s voice, turns around with a bright smile, seemingly unaffected by the crashes she’s endured.

Ryōna (cheerfully): "Oh, hey Murasaki! Wanna give it a try? It's so much fun! And you don’t even get tired!"

Murasaki looks at her, wide-eyed and stunned.

Murasaki: "You’ve been launching yourself all day… and you’re not tired?"

Ryōna shakes her head excitedly.

Ryōna: "Nope! The thrill of flying, the impact... it gives me so much energy! You should totally try it!"

Murasaki glances at her team, still in disbelief.

Miyabi: "We’re trying to stop her, but she’s been unstoppable."

Murasaki (to Bebeby): "I… don’t understand how she has so much energy."

Bebeby: "Neither do I, Murasaki, neither do I."

Murasaki watches as Ryōna happily launches herself into the air again with a loud whoosh, followed by a crash that would’ve knocked anyone else out cold. Instead, Ryōna hops right back up, grinning.

Ryōna: "That was the best one yet!"

Murasaki sighs, more bewildered than ever by her teammate’s boundless energy. She decides it's best to sit back and let the chaos play out for now.

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End of Event: "Murasaki’s Surprise at Ryōna’s Energy"