Senran Kagura X Angry Birds: Asuka and Suzuki

Yumi's Advice/Melody

Event: "The Flamethrower Trap"

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Setting: Evening - Quiet Alley Near a Park

The scent of food wafts through the air, luring Suzuki closer as his stomach growls in response. It's been a long day, and the promise of a delicious meal is almost irresistible. He follows the scent down a narrow alley near the park, eyes scanning for the source. There, laid out on a table, is a spread of delicious-looking food—perfectly cooked meats, roasted vegetables, and warm bread. It's almost too good to be true, but in his hunger, Suzuki doesn’t notice the strange figure hiding in the shadows.

Chef Pig, lurking nearby, grins to himself. His plan is working. As Suzuki approaches the food, Chef Pig tightens his grip on a mini flamethrower, ready to strike. His goal: to burn Suzuki and weaken him before he can use his strange powers. The blue flames flicker menacingly as Chef Pig steps forward, preparing to unleash a torrent of fire.

Suzuki, just as he’s about to grab some food, hears a faint crackling sound. His instincts kick in, and he turns to see Chef Pig stepping out from behind a dumpster, flamethrower in hand. Suzuki’s eyes widen in shock.

Suzuki (surprised): "W-What the—?!"

Without thinking, he reaches for one of his orbs, trying to activate Ice Bird's power to counter the fire. But before he can do anything, he realizes something terrifying—the blue fire from Chef Pig’s flamethrower can melt Ice Bird’s frost. Using that power won’t help him here. He quickly calculates his options and knows he can’t risk using any close-range orbs, leaving him with only Red's battle cry and Matilda's egg bombs.

Chef Pig (gleefully): "Zut alors! Time to roast you, mon ami!"

As Chef Pig raises the flamethrower to unleash a blast of blue fire, Suzuki grits his teeth and pulls out Red's orb. He braces himself and lets out a powerful battle cry, creating a shockwave that knocks the flames off course and sends Chef Pig stumbling back a few steps. But it’s only a temporary reprieve—Chef Pig regains his footing quickly, and Suzuki knows he can’t hold him off forever like this.

Desperately, Suzuki grabs Matilda's orb, summoning one of her egg bombs. He hurls it at Chef Pig, but the villain dodges with surprising agility for a pig. The explosion leaves a smoking crater in the ground, but Chef Pig is unfazed, still advancing with the flamethrower in hand.

Suzuki (frustrated): "I can't get close! How am I supposed to fight him like this?!"

Just as Chef Pig is about to close in on Suzuki, flames poised to erupt, a sudden cold wind sweeps through the alley. Before Suzuki can react, Yumi drops down from above, her blade drawn and her ice-cold aura flaring. In one swift motion, she slashes through the air, creating a wall of ice that stops the flamethrower's blue fire in its tracks.

Yumi (calmly): "Step back, Suzuki. I’ll handle this."

Chef Pig’s grin falters as he realizes he’s no longer facing Suzuki alone. Yumi, with her commanding presence and freezing powers, stands between Suzuki and the flames, her expression determined.

Chef Pig (nervous): "What is this?! Zis was not part of ze plan!"

Yumi wastes no time. With a flick of her wrist, she sends a barrage of ice shards flying toward Chef Pig, who barely manages to dodge. The cold air surrounds them, and the alley starts to frost over, forcing Chef Pig to retreat further.

Suzuki watches in awe as Yumi effortlessly counters the flamethrower’s attacks, her ice powers keeping the blue flames at bay. He lets out a breath of relief, realizing just how close he came to being burned alive.