Senran Kagura X Angry Birds: Asuka and Suzuki

A Taste of Chaos

Setting: Downtown Shopping District - Evening

As the sun sets, casting a warm orange glow over the downtown shopping district, Suzuki finds himself wandering through the streets, trying to relax after a busy day. The buzz of people chatting, cars passing by, and the smell of street food fills the air. For a moment, Suzuki lets his guard down, allowing himself to enjoy the normalcy of the evening.

But that peace is quickly interrupted.

A loud crash echoes from a nearby alley, followed by the sound of pans clattering and metal utensils scraping against concrete. Suzuki’s instincts kick in as he rushes toward the commotion. When he rounds the corner, he’s greeted by an unusual sight—a large, green pig wearing a chef’s hat and apron, holding a spatula in one hand and a frying pan in the other.

The pig turns to face Suzuki, and in a thick French accent, he speaks with an air of sophistication.

Chef Pig: "Ah, bonsoir, monsieur! You 'ave come just in time! I am Chef Pig, ze culinary master of ze Bad Piggies. I 'ope you are ready for a… how you say… 'ot and spicy battle, non?"

Suzuki blinks in confusion but quickly gets into a defensive stance. The last thing he expected was to run into another one of the Bad Piggies, especially one who fights with kitchen tools.

Suzuki: "You’ve got to be kidding me…"

Without missing a beat, Chef Pig pulls out a rolling pin and swings it at Suzuki with surprising speed. Suzuki dodges to the side just in time, but the pig follows up with a flurry of attacks using his spatula and frying pan. Each strike is precise, like a chef preparing a dish with meticulous care.

Suzuki realizes he needs to fight back, and he reaches for one of his orbs. This time, he decides to use Bomb’s power. The black orb glows brightly as it channels the energy of the explosive Angry Bird. Suzuki feels a surge of power within him—ready to unleash some serious destruction.

Suzuki: "Alright, let’s see how you handle this!"

Suzuki charges forward, his hands glowing with the energy of Bomb’s explosive ability. As Chef Pig swings his frying pan down, Suzuki jumps back, then slams his fist into the ground, sending a shockwave of energy toward the pig. The explosion knocks Chef Pig back, causing him to drop his cooking tools.

But Chef Pig isn’t done yet. He pulls out a whisk and starts spinning it rapidly, creating a whirlwind of flour and spices that cloud the area around them.

Chef Pig: "Ah, a little seasoning for ze battle! You cannot escape ze chef’s perfect recipe for victory!"

Suzuki covers his face with one arm, trying to shield himself from the culinary storm. But with Bomb’s power still active, he decides to go on the offensive. He charges forward again, this time with more precision, and delivers another explosive punch that sends Chef Pig flying into a nearby dumpster.

The whirlwind dissipates, leaving behind only a few scattered spices on the ground.

Chef Pig slowly pulls himself out of the dumpster, groaning in pain but still managing to keep his chef’s hat on straight. He gives Suzuki a dramatic bow.

Chef Pig: "Très bien… You 'ave bested me, monsieur. But zis is not ze end! Ze chef always 'as a backup plan!"

With that, Chef Pig disappears into a puff of smoke, leaving Suzuki alone in the alley, the scent of spices still lingering in the air.

Suzuki lets out a deep breath, the energy from Bomb’s orb fading as he calms down. He brushes some flour off his clothes and shakes his head in disbelief.

Suzuki: "This day just keeps getting weirder…"

As he leaves the alley and heads back toward the main street, Suzuki can’t help but wonder what other strange encounters lie ahead. For now, though, he’s just glad he managed to avoid becoming part of Chef Pig’s "perfect recipe."

---

End of Event: "A Taste of Chaos"