Senran Kagura X Angry Birds: Asuka and Suzuki

A Pig Problem

**Setting: Asakusa, Tokyo - Abandoned Construction Site**

Suzuki roams the streets of Asakusa, on the lookout for Asuka. After the strange and unbelievable events of the previous night, he knows she might be the only person who can help him make sense of what happened. His belt of orbs, containing the powers of the Angry Birds, rests quietly around his waist, a constant reminder of the new, strange reality he's been thrust into.

As he makes his way through town, something catches his eye. A construction site, once bustling with workers, now lies eerily quiet. The once-sturdy framework of a building stands half-finished, surrounded by piles of debris and rusted machinery. Curiosity piqued, Suzuki approaches the site, feeling a strange pull toward the area.

Suddenly, he hears a series of odd, snorting sounds coming from deeper within the site. Cautiously, he moves closer, peering around the corner of a large cement mixer. What he sees next stops him in his tracks.

Standing in the middle of the site is a peculiar figure-a squat, green pig with an orange mustache. The pig is wearing a construction helmet and holding a large detonator in one hoof. Suzuki rubs his eyes, wondering if he's still dreaming. But no, this is real. The pig is there, snorting and grumbling to himself as he examines the site.

**Suzuki (thinking)**: "What... what is that? A pig? With a mustache? And it's... working here?"

The pig, seemingly unaware of Suzuki's presence, presses a button on the detonator, causing a small explosion to go off in the distance. Part of the construction site collapses, sending dust and debris into the air. The pig lets out a satisfied grunt, clearly pleased with his work.

**Pig**: "Heh, another fine demolition by Foreman Pig! King Pig's gonna love this spot for his new hideout. Smoothcheeks'll be pleased..."

Suzuki's eyes widen. This pig isn't just some random creature-he's working for someone called King Pig, or Smoothcheeks. And it sounds like they're up to something big.

Deciding that he can't just stand by and do nothing, Suzuki steps forward, calling out to the strange pig.

**Suzuki**: "Hey! What do you think you're doing here?"

The pig jumps at the sound of Suzuki's voice, spinning around to face him. His beady eyes narrow, and he snorts in irritation.

**Foreman Pig**: "Who dares to interrupt my demolition work? You've got some nerve, kid!"

Suzuki, now fully aware that this situation is far from ordinary, stands his ground. The orbs on his belt glow faintly, ready to be activated if needed.

**Suzuki**: "I don't know who you are or what you're planning, but you can't just blow up parts of town like this!"

Foreman Pig sneers, waving his hoof dismissively.

**Foreman Pig**: "Oh, please. I've got a job to do, and no pesky human's gonna stop me. I've got orders from King Pig himself! This spot's perfect for our next big project, and I'm not about to let some random kid mess it up."

Suzuki clenches his fists, feeling the power of the Angry Birds surge within him. He knows he can't let this pig continue his destruction, especially if it's part of a bigger plan.

**Suzuki**: "Sorry, but I can't let you keep doing this. If you want to demolish something, you'll have to get through me first!"

Foreman Pig lets out a deep, gravelly laugh, clearly amused by Suzuki's determination.

**Foreman Pig**: "Ha! You're brave, kid, I'll give you that. But do you really think you can take on a demolition expert like me? I've got years of experience blowing things up! You're no match for me!"

With a menacing grin, Foreman Pig reaches for another detonator. But Suzuki is quicker. He touches the yellow orb on his belt, activating Chuck's speed. In an instant, he zips forward, snatching the detonator from Foreman Pig's hoof before the pig can react.

**Foreman Pig**: "What the-?! How'd you move so fast?!"

Suzuki, now standing a few feet away with the detonator in hand, grins confidently.

**Suzuki**: "You're not the only one with special abilities. I'm not going to let you destroy anything else!"

Foreman Pig snarls, realizing that this "kid" is more than he initially thought. He takes a step back, eyeing Suzuki warily.

**Foreman Pig**: "So, you've got some tricks up your sleeve, huh? Fine. But this isn't over, kid. King Pig's plans are bigger than you can imagine. And when the time comes, you'll regret ever crossing me!"

With that, Foreman Pig pulls out a small device and presses a button. A cloud of smoke erupts around him, and when it clears, the pig is gone. Suzuki looks around, but there's no sign of him.

**Suzuki (thinking)**: "What just happened? And who is this King Pig?"

Realizing he has more questions than answers, Suzuki knows that finding Asuka is now more important than ever. Whatever Foreman Pig and his mysterious leader are planning, it's bigger than just a simple demolition job. And if he's going to stop them, he's going to need help.

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### End of Event: "A Pig Problem"