I scroll through my phone, only to find things have gone horribly wrong. Seraphine has tried to call me three times. I know I'm going to get dumped on by her when I try to call her now, but I sincerely hope she's okay, and the other girls too.
Y/N: Pick up... surely you got time now...
Sera: Y/N, <WHAT THE FUCK?!> WHAT HAPPENED TO "KEEP IN TOUCH"?! RAAARGH, I'm SOOOO pissed!
Y/N: Seraphine, calm down. I need you to stay calm and breathe. I can't help you when you aren't focused.
Seraphine takes a couple of breaths, going from what seemed like a panic attack to a form of fake calmness.
Sera: O-okay... Okay... everything is okay...
Y/N: It's not okay, what happened?
Sera: KAI'SAANDAKALIMET-
Y/N: Slow down...
Sera: Kai'Sa and Akali were together with me, for like the longest time, and yeah, Blake was pretty harmless! Kai'Sa got drugged... she definitely got drugged. I've never seen a girl of her stature black out. When she started squealing she had herpes at any boy who came up to her, I knew I had to get her out of there.
Y/N: Oh... and where is she now?
Sera: Home, and I made sure I locked her doors. She's going to sleep it off and feel fine. Akali on the other hand, I don't know... I think Kai'Sa intercepted a drink that was meant for her. I suspect when she was handed two cups meant for the two of them, it bit her when she drank both of them, which she did, pounding them...
Y/N: What a trooper... She definitely deserves some takeout after that, maybe I could bring her some breakfast for her hangover.
Sera: That'd be nice of you, Y/N...
Y/N: Akali, now.
Sera: I have no genuine idea. She was staying with Blake last time I saw her, but now I'm in the bathroom, and they won't let me upstairs, where I assume she's hanging out at.
Y/N: Why won't they let you upstairs?
Sera: I'm not dating any of the guys living up there, and now some of them think I'm going to steal stuff, so we might be fucked.
Y/N: Do I show up?
Sera: Well, if you don't have any other options, that might be a good idea-AH! HEY! HEY! GIVE ME-
Someone steals her phone, and I hear some struggle followed by some Seraphine screeches as she chases the thief into a crowd of people. The crowd muffles as they leave the crowd, then the giggles are a dead giveaway...
Kayn: Y/N-CHAN!!! What's up brother?! <You're getting busy already!>
Sera muffled: Can I have my phone back, mister? Wait... Kayn?! You're alive and walking?!
Kayn: Oop! <Hold on one second, friend.> Sera-bean... that's insulting... I'm more than alive, beautiful!
Y/N: <This can't be fucking happening right now...>
Kayn: <Let me put you on speaker. Good thing we're outside now,> huh?
Sera: Kayn, did you have to take my phone? Also, where have you been? They said you'd survive, but Kai'Sa kept telling me you're dead! I KNEW IT!!!
Kayn: There's a lot I'm not gonna tell you, little fairy, now Y/N, why is Seraphine at this party?
Y/N: Why are YOU at this party?
Kayn: Ekko's a good friend of mine. I heard he wasn't coming out tonight, so I uhh... made the journey here! It's a neat party, but I fear there's things going on behind the scenes...
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Kunai Beats Shuriken (K/DA Akali x Male Reader)
RomanceThe Kinkou Order was an ancient organization that was devoted to the balancing of the spiritual and physical world, having no preference. This goes back to older times when religion had a bigger steeple, integration in society. Nowadays, groups like...
