Kunai Beats Shuriken (K/DA Akali x Male Reader)

E34: Eruption

Binna: AND THAT'S WHY... WE NEED TO-

*SLAM!*

Binna: GET READY!!! The cops are on their way, but they won't get here in time. It's time for good ole fashioned stand-your-ground! <MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!>

I walk into the office, seeing her scream at Rammus who's honestly not bothered by it in the slightest. Both of them turn to me, and Rammus' reptilian, giant tortoise face blows out a sigh of relief when he sees me, while Binna looks up at me with half her worries disappearing.

Binna: Oh, <thank goodness...> Y/N, Y/N, we got a serious problem. Lost Children started tagging the backs and the sides of the place. One of our boys went out to deal with them-

Rammus: Sending more.

Binna: They said they were gonna come back and light this place up... They were marking it for death. We gotta do something!

Y/N: Holy shit... yeah, let's do something then. I hate to get violent, but if they're threatening to trash this place, we're going to give them hell. Give every fucking employee one of those shotguns behind the painting right now. Nobody's getting in here, NOBODY. I'm calling Jinx and Kayn, don't ask why Kayn's on good terms now.

Binna: Okay, okay...

Rammus: I am... prepare...

Rammus slowly walks out of the room, pushing the door and I can hear some of his single-word grunts being exclaimed across the whole club. I called Jinx and in around 20 minutes, we had our club, and Jinx's place was fortified, but we wanted to leave it as a surprise.

If they see us prepared, they'll bolt. I want them to come inside so they can seal their fate. We're leaving the lights off in the meantime, and it's going to be one hell of a surprise party. Our plan is to start fighting when that first scouting squad car shows up, then that will be reason enough for them to call a task force or SWAT or something.

This is exactly what we need right now, yes. While I'm trying to have a calm life with my Akali...

Jinx calls me, letting me know what's going on.

Jinx: WE'RE SHOOTIN' SHIT!!!

I drop my phone call as I can hear distant gunshots from her end of the line and outside the club. I hear one police siren fading away, and then a massive explosion. Rushing to one of the rustic windows to look out of, I immediately see a blue-haired menace shredding gangsters with a minigun like it's San Andreas.

I can hear her shouting swears and cuss words as she's mowing stuff down like a lawnmower. I put the shotgun down when I see her minigun begin to click, because then she pulls out another weapon. Kayn appears next to me from an air vent, kicking the vent out and landing next to me. I'm completely unphased because I expect this behavior now.

Kayn: <Hey buddy.>

Y/N: <So, did things go well with Jinx?>

Kayn: <She's dreamy... just look at her...>

I look back out the window and see the weapon in question, which was the whole box I saw on her back. It's a modified M202 FLASH that looks like it's been given a shark fin on the top, and shark teeth along the front.

Y/N: Yeah, dreamy... wait, what about-

Kayn: Relax, relax-

*MUFFLED BOOM, MUFFLED BOOM, MUFFLED BOOM AGAIN, MUFFLED BOOM ONE MORE TIME!*

She's an expert with predicting the inaccuracy of rocket launchers, but at the same time she is terrifyingly capable. The gangsters finally get the idea to bolt. None of us even did anything; she was just using her pent up Zaunite bloodlust to keep us all safe.