Kai'Sa: Y/N, just a little side question... How often do you mispronounce something?
Y/N: I assume very often, because I might be Noxan by descent, but I'm Ionian everywhere else. You do not have much to talk, you have the southern accent of an Icathian. However, it's exotic, elegant, same with my accent I assume.
Kai'Sa: W-well... thanks... and so is yours. I only ask because, it's bothering me... Your Ls sometimes come out as Rs... like the horrible stereotype the internet has created.
Y/N: But... they still come out as Ls, right?
Kai'Sa: Yes... luckily... And ummm... your nationalities are wrong as well. It's Piltovians...
Y/N: However, you could not be more wrong.
Kai'Sa: What? It's... what it is...
Y/N: Nope, Piltovans and Piltovians are used interchangeably, ask a person from Piltover, they will not care, same with Zaunites, however they sometimes prefer Zauni or Zaunian, they are a wild bunch... Noxan and Noxian, although I may get this wrong, is the house of Du Couteau going to care?
Kai'Sa: I don't even know who they are...
Y/N: Exactly.
Kai'Sa: What?
Y/N: You should check your privilege.
Kai'Sa: WHA-WUH... WHA... HUH?! Did you really just pull that card?! O-o-oh... O-OH COME ON!!! Not after you m-MANSPLAINED!!!
Y/N: I'm kidding, I'm kidding! If it were a decent person you were talking to, they wouldn't care less how you referred to their nationality, as long as it was respectful.
Kai'Sa: So, what if I said you were Ionie?
Y/N: You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.... Nobody says... u-uhm... <It seems we've reached even.>
Kai'Sa: Learning other cultures is fun...
Y/N: Indeed.
Both of us sweaty messes, after training, were lying on towels, on the couch in her living room, a rather large living room with a massive L-shaped couch. Our heads are next to one another, but our legs are going to different ends. We stopped giggling and chuckling at one another and just lied there for longer, listening to the soft pop music that she put on.
Kai'Sa: I'm happy I met you, Y/N. This has been really fun to do some dancing with someone for a change.
Y/N: You got your girls to dance with, though.
Kai'Sa: It's just different when it's with a guy.
Y/N: True... I might go check in on Seraphine and apologize for walking out on her and Akali. Same with Evelynn...
Kai'Sa: Could you stay any longer, perhaps?
Y/N: I've been with you the whole day...
Kai'Sa: I know but like...
Y/N: Oh, yeah, that's right... you guys are all into me. Surely there's another guy you can latch onto, right?
Kai'Sa: None of them are like you, I'm afraid. Least not the ones my age...
Y/N: Well, to call me more mature would be an overstatement. You're nearly the same age as Akali, just a year, right? It's... well... weird.
Kai'Sa: Is it wrong for... a-a girl to like older men?
Y/N: I guess not... Kai'Sa... you're an amazing woman, you guys all are, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for something more just yet.
Kai'Sa: Well, c-can I make a down payment? Specifically, rather... a special one?
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Kunai Beats Shuriken (K/DA Akali x Male Reader)
Storie d'amoreThe Kinkou Order was an ancient organization that was devoted to the balancing of the spiritual and physical world, having no preference. This goes back to older times when religion had a bigger steeple, integration in society. Nowadays, groups like...
