Jinx: So... Kinky Snakey-
Y/N: DO NOT-
Vi: Don't call him that!
Jinx: What? Kinkou... Serpent... Serpent of Kinkou. Short version of Kinkou, Kink, Kinky, Serpent is snake, snakey. I could call him Kink Snack!
Y/N: I swear, if I find people on the street calling me Kinky Snake, I am going straight to you-
Jinx: FINE!!! Fine, "Snake of Kinkou". It doesn't have much of a ring to it like a dragon or something.
We rode all the way to Jinx's shop in Caitlyn's car. I had the unpleasant passenger to my left, which was Jinx. The little blue-haired, suit-wearing weapons dealer that kept jumping up and down in her seat in excitement because she got to use a shotgun earlier and made me irritated.
Sett was taken in an armored car, because now he's a big offender. So, before we can celebrate or part ways, Cait needs to drop her and I off. She arrives at Jinx's workshop, where she does that.
Cait: Alright, psycho killer... and sane killer... Out!
I get out of the car and lean on Cait's window, looking at Vi and Caitlyn.
Y/N: Thanks for the adventure, Cait. <Good luck.>, that means, good luck.
Vi: <Good luck...>
Y/N: Good enough... I need to speak to you about your cage fighting style.
Vi: It's all about having pent up rage, big man! There's no technique, let it all floooow... *trails off*
She explains as she's being driven away. I caught most of it. No technique? That makes no sense at all, like how some people prefer to drift cars than to drive them properly. However, it does look cooler when pitched sideways, what a great analogy!
Jinx: Look, Y/N... thanks so much for helping me out. From now on, I'll give you a discount on guns in bulk, but if it's just you... help yourself.
Y/N: Thanks, Pow-
Jinx jams into my jacket, pulling on my jacket too to bring me down to her level. She points my R93 at my own chin, scolding me with a terrifying pink gaze.
Jinx: It's Jinx...
One thing is for certain, if I need any disarming practice, she's the woman to talk to. Surprise attacks also seem like their thing, but I'm able to use my fingers and disarm her from my own pistol.
*WHOOSH-WHOOSH!*
It catches her way off guard, forcing a priceless reaction out of her. I could mistake her for someone who made an accident in their pants, the way she shot her hands back with my R93 going back into my jacket.
Y/N: Pulling a gun on a friend. <It's a bad way to break the tie you both share.>
Jinx: Please... I-I won't refer to you as Ki- Ki-... *WHEEZE!* I'm sorry! I won't refer to you as Kinky Snakey!
Y/N: Thank you, Jinx...
Jinx: Thanks... Alright, have a good night, and tell Binna I'm coming!
Y/N: I will!
We separate on that sidewalk. I cross the street with no issues whatsoever, making it back to the club. I head up the stairs, feeling immensely tired but very fulfilled at the amount of violence I dished out today. My phone begins to ring again, which means only one of two things. I wonder if Shen went through with their plan... speaking of...
Y/N: Shen-san.
Shen: Y/N-san... <Have you watched the news recently?>
Y/N: <I've been busy taking care of a loose end.>
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Kunai Beats Shuriken (K/DA Akali x Male Reader)
RomanceThe Kinkou Order was an ancient organization that was devoted to the balancing of the spiritual and physical world, having no preference. This goes back to older times when religion had a bigger steeple, integration in society. Nowadays, groups like...
