Kunai Beats Shuriken (K/DA Akali x Male Reader)

E15: Teased

My 80s CBX750F is... beautiful. I feel like it suits me nicely. Even if it doesn't, it's an easy and fun ride. I can tell that this thing is borderline indestructible, that is until it starts making a funny whirring sound, which could be a plethora of things, but it's important not to think about that. I have the power of the mind over the machine, or so I am inclined to think.

Onward to Kai'Sa's kingdom, whilst I wonder if someone's going to be joining us, or if it's just me and her. Why does she want me to come over by myself, with only her in the house? It's hard to know what goes on inside her head because she's like me; heavy in stoicism, a face of a statue most of the time. However, if she's anything like me, then her mind runs rampant, similar to mine.

I was already at Kai'Sa's door, thinking about all of this. It's a beautiful home surrounded by hedges, much better looking during the day. I probably look like a suspicious stalker with how long I was thinking. I really need to remember my training, keep my temper, and expect the unexpected. I knock on her door, then I hear light feet come rushing to the door.

Kai'Sa: Y/N! You came, hi...

Y/N: Hey, uhm... Yeah, you were saying you wanted me to see you?

Kai'Sa: I-I was, yeah...

Y/N: Well, what's going on? You got a problem that needs my expertise, need money, got a bad boyfriend, what is it?

Kai'Sa: Oh, it's nothing, I just wanted some company, if that's fine. You were nice last time I talked to you, and uhm... yeah, you wanna hang out?

Y/N: This isn't going to lead anywhere, will it?

Kai'Sa: Well ummm... I can't promise that for sure.

Y/N: It is what it is... Fine, sure, I got time. Binna's been performing well, so I can spend some time with a new friend.

Kai'Sa: Yesss... I could use a dance partner.

Y/N: Oh, I'm not... properly dress-

Kai'Sa: My ex left some of his clothes here, I know you'll fit in them, trust... Hmmm... have you ever danced before?

Y/N: Never for pleasure or as a career. However, I do martial arts for the latter. Being a Kinkou requires all sorts of abilities. Being an enforcer requires the knowledge so vast you can demonstrate, lead... you know how that is, being a lead dancer of a dance studio, now a pop group.

Kai'Sa: H-how d-did you know I ran my own studio? Wait... right... Kinkou Order... nevermind.

Y/N: Yeah, I know a lot...

Kai'Sa: Oh, don't tell Eve that, she might think you're obsessed with her.

Y/N: Heh... that's true.

Kai'Sa: You coming upstairs with me?

Y/N: Oh, right, clothes, yes. <Sorry, you just had me stuck on Eve.>

Kai'Sa: Oh... *Incoherent Korean mutters...*

I can speak it, yet I didn't understand what she just said under that deep, soft, quiet, beautiful voice... Did she just instill a charm on me?

Y/N: <Say again.>

Kai'Sa: You didn't hear? I'm sorry, I was just saying... d-don't get your mind stuck on Eve, okay?

Y/N: Hmmm... doesn't sound like what you said at all in Korean...

Kai'Sa: I could've said it in a ummm... a-a different tone.

Y/N: There's nothing to be concerned about, if you're even thinking at all about it in that regard. For all we know, you're in the lead since you invited me to your house... alone...