Kunai Beats Shuriken (K/DA Akali x Male Reader)

Finale

Evelynn: Well, my-my... girls, look who's here!

Seraphine, Kai'Sa: Ahh... Y/N!!!

People that are at the bar, most likely thirsty fans, look at me and try to burn holes in the back of my head with their jealous gaze. That, or they are overwhelmingly curious as they gasp, taken aback by them somehow all knowing just a dude.

That's me, I'm the dude. Well, I'm not The Dude, that's a title designated for another person, just like the Great White Ninja... You get the point.

Y/N: Ladies, ladies... It's great to see you all, but I'm only here for one of you...

When I lean down, Akali tilts her head with a smirk on her face. She closes her eyes as I proceed to kiss her cheek, holding her other one.

Akali: Sit down, come on...

Y/N: Yeah, sure...

They scooch into the booth more to let me sit with them. Akali starts to hold my hand and Ahri can't help but gawk.

Ahri: Awwww... you guys are too cute.

Sera: Sometimes, I wish my man could be here right now.

Eve: Are you still trying to date Ezreal?

Sera: Meh, yeah, but he's quite busy. He's trying to sing and stuff. He really did change himself...

I tune them out as I turn to Akali. She looks up at me with those brown beauties, batting her eyelashes at me with a healthy smirk. She starts to build a blush when I stare for too long, and it's precious.

Y/N: You look really good under this light. I love the look you went for, rushed to perfection... It's my favorite.

Akali: Oh, well now I got some ideas...

Y/N: How was your guys' day out? You know how mine was.

Akali: Oh, good, we did some practicing in Kai'Sa's studio that she sometimes still visits. We made sure to talk with Jayce, who's a city official. He's going to get us a spot at the PU football stadium for the concert.

Y/N: Wait, their football... or our football?

Akali: Our football, they love to sock-her, yes.

Eve: Darling, you can just call it soccer!

Kai'Sa: I-it's literally football...

Eve: Ugh, alright... I'm not getting into this again, so tell me about Aphelios...

They go back to talking about Aphelios... I'm guessing it's Heartsteel's Aphelios, who's supposedly mute and only talks to his sister, don't know if that means he is mute then... That's just what people say. Back to Akali...

Y/N: That concert sounds like it'll be some ridiculous fun. I haven't ever been to a K/DA concert to... well... actually enjoy it, Akali. Usually, I'm just there for something else. I'm excited to see how you guys do.

Akali: Rusty as fuck, probably.

Y/N: Well, fans are expecting that. You guys are going to do great.

Akali: Thanks... So, you come here just to hang out with me?

Y/N: You said you needed me... I came as quickly as I could.

Akali: I know... I do...

She stuffs her head under my arm, making me wrap it around her. She buries her head into my chest, just hugging me as best as she can in the booth. I hold her there, gently rubbing her outside arm.

Y/N: Yeah, it's okay... I choose to go out on my own terms, usually.

Akali: Sigma.

Y/N: What?