Kunai Beats Shuriken (K/DA Akali x Male Reader)

E8: Encounter

TIMESKIP!

Kennen: So, a cabaret manager and a real estate agent walk into a bar...

Oh he's not telling this joke again, it had such a bad punchline. I refuse to write it down, any point it's mentioned. The girls giggle at that joke, and then Kennen climbs up on my shoulder for a better vantage point. He lets out a sigh as he sits down.

Kennen: It is so good to catch up with you, Akali! I'm happy you are doing well!

Akali: You still haven't answered as to why you're here. You have... Does Kinkou have new lapel pins? He has the same lapel pin...

Y/N: That's because we're Kinkou enforcers.

Kennen: Yes, and I'm here to visit an old friend. He had time off from his work and the warriors were getting their lessons, so why stay cooped up when I could be out and about in the city of progress? We still have the chiefs and Syndra, our newest enforcer keeping order.

Akali: So, then who are you?

Kennen: This guy? He didn't tell you his name? Oh, that's no good... <Bad on you, bro.>

Y/N: <Hey, I didn't want to drop the bomb yet!>

Akali: <Who is he?>

Eve: I'm not getting off this office couch without a name, darling...

Kennen: <Yeah, who are you, owner man?>

Y/N: <I am...> Y/N L/N.

Kennen: YAAAH!!! Y/N-CHAN!!!

Sera: Y/N-CHAN!!!

Kennen: YEAH!

Both of them giggle as the other girls sit there in wonder. Akali finally remembers as her eyes widen, and then the rest of the girls connect the dots. Did she... tell them about me? About the guy who she sent letters to when she was younger?

Akali: Shut... up...

Y/N: Nope, and I only ever knew one girl who had the name Akali and she didn't have the nicest handwriting.

Kai'Sa: Y-you're THE Y/N...

Eve: He's THE Y/N?

Sera: The Y/N... wow... I'm not that impressed.

Eve: With all due respect, one of the things Akali'd never shut up about is you... and what she saw at the Kinkou Order.

Kennen: We don't blame her for leaving, she left during a dark time. It really only started turning around when Kusho was pressed by the government, and when Y/N only had a year left in prison. Y/N-chan, I think she used you as someone to vent to.

Eve: This made me think I was meeting a rugged bad boy, or the sexiest shirtless assassin I've ever seen... Not a statue, who's... out of touch.

Y/N: Okay, that's the part you meant with all due respect...

Eve: Yes... Now, how old are you, darling?

Y/N: Do I have to spill?

Kennen: I'll spill if you spill...

Y/N: This guy is over 80 years old, he looks great, doesn't he?

Sera: He's so cute...

Kennen: Thank you.

Sera: I love the little pin on your jacket. I know it means you're part of the Kinkou, but it's the cherry on top of your little fit, can I pet you?

Kennen: Ugh... well... I've had this itch on my head for the past week. I could never reach it.