GENESIS FOR GEN Z

CHAPTER 6

So, peeps started to multiply big time, and daughters were popping up everywhere. The heavenly squad noticed Earth's daughters were total babes and started picking them as partners left and right. God was like, "Imma limit humans to 120 years 'cause they're just too much."

Back then, there were legit giants around, especially after the heavenly crew mixed with humans, creating celeb-status warriors of ancient times.

God checked out humanity and was like, "Wow, pure evil on repeat here." God was low-key regretting making humans 'cause it was breaking his heart. He decided, "It's reset time. Imma wipe out humans, animals, bugs, and birds. My bad on creating them." But Noah? He was cool in God's eyes.

Here's the deal with Noah: total legit guy, morally on point, and tight with God. Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

But the Earth was a hot mess, totally corrupt and all about that violence life. When God scoped out Earth, he was like, "Yep, it's all spoiled. Everyone's corrupted." God told Noah, "It's curtains for everyone 'cause the Earth is filled with their mess. I'm about to clean house big time. Here's the plan: build an ark with gopher wood, deck it out with rooms, and waterproof it inside and out. Make it 300 cubits long, 50 wide, and 30 high. Pop a window up top, finish it a cubit high, and put a door on the side. It's gonna have three floors." God was like, "I'm sending a mega flood to wash away all life. Everything's gonna be wiped out. But you, Noah, we're good. You'll ride it out with your fam and a pair of every living thing. Grab a male and female of each creature to keep them alive with you. That includes birds, livestock, and all the creepy crawlies—pairs of each to stay alive. Don't forget the snacks for everyone on board."

Noah did everything just like God said, no questions asked.