Chloe gets thrush

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so, I had just gotten back from keys to work a camp for people who have low vision and while I was at camp I had ordered me a new Rastafarian banana and what I didn't realize it was used

one day i got a package in the mail i opened it it was my Rastafarian banana and then that night my throat started hurting i told my mother my throat was hurting, and she said it's probley because we slept with the windows open but if it doesn't get better let me know 

that next day i woke up and it was still sore I thought it was strep throat, so my mother took me to the urgent care center, and they did a throat swab yuck and it was negative for strep, but it was thrush yuck yuck owww owww I felt like pure crap they prescribed me medicine and I came home and called Lester and said hey man you're not going to believe this Lester so I won't be able to be in portage for at least a week and he said no worries sylvia you can come over I'm   just getting packed for the carnival you can ride with us and we'll take care of you at the carnival ok and I said ok well thank you I better go home and pack how long are we going to be in portage this time? Lester said sylvia at least 5 weeks maybe longer and I said OK and I went home and started packing my suitcase i packed as follows 

67 t-shirts 

67 t shirts

69 pairs of underwear

69 tubes of toothpaste 

my toothbrush

my mouthwash 

my waterpick

my iPad iPad cord

apple gift cards

phone

my picture of Dianna

my iPad case 

my medicines 

 Rastas all of them 

my laptop

amazon gift cards

and an engagement ring as a surprise for him

and my teethers 

and then i walked 4 houses down to Lesters place and he said oh great sylvia your packed good lord how much did you pack?????????????? and i said a lot and there's a surprise for you later Lester and he said Well we are all ready to rock and roll I'll take care of you sylvia you know that and I said yeah mon i know

and so, 6 hours later we were in portage at the carnival 

he pureed my favorite carnival foods such as pizza, chicken on a stick, deep fried oreos, cotton candy, bananas he also spoonfed me the medicine that DR. Miller gave me and he said ok i have to go get some work done sylvia but i'll be back to check on you later ok and i said ok lester 

little did lester know that sylvia slipped an engagement ring in his milkshake 

4 and a half hours later he came back in the booth to check on me and he said oh you made me a milkshake  sylvia thank you ack I choked on a ring lester will you marry me of course sylvia  

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