Kaliq Jerri's cousin and caregiver was out of town, and he left Jerri his credit cards and Jerri went on a shopping spree she ordered 4,0000000000000 Rastafarian banana toys 6 wheelchairs 555 hair trimmers 1 buffalo Guyana stickers Guyana backpack she also ordered baby food because her wisdom teeth were bothering her at last the buffalo arrived, she named her buffalo Felecia Felecia and Jerri really bonded Jerri taught Felecia tricks and Felecia munched on hay Kaliq was due to come back home in a couple of weeks Jerri was a little nervous about how Kaliq would react Felecia slept with Jerri every night Jerri cleaned up the buffalo chips at last the day arrived that Kaliq her cousin was due to come home Jerri and her new buffalo friend Felecia decided to throw Kaliq a welcome home party they hung up streamers blowed up balloons made a cake that said welcome home Kaliq made signs that said welcome home Kaliq Kaliq arrived at the airport and took a taxi home when Jerri saw the taxi she was so so so so so excited he slowly got out of the taxi and slowly made his way to him and Jerri's front door and slowly opened the door and said OH MY GOD JERRI WHAT DID YOU DO AND WHY IS THERE A BUFFALO IN OUR HOUSE HONEY WE CAN'T KEEP A REAL LIVE BUFFALO AS A PET BBUT KALIQ I ONLY WANTED A BUFFALO FINALLY AFTER BEGGING KALIQ TO KEEP HER NEW BUFFALO FRIEND FELECIA KALIQ SAID YES JERRI SAID YAYYYYY and what's in these other boxes Rastafarian banana toys wheelchairs hair trimmers buffalo guyana stickers guyana backpack baby food OH JERRI THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOU AWWW WELCOME HOME KALIQ I MISSED YOU KALIQ I LOVE YOU KALIQ DON'T BE PISSED KALIQ AWWW YOU EVEN MADE ME A CAKE WELCOME HOME KALIQ BUT THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH FELECIA ANY SUGGICTIONS HMMMMM WE COULD BUILD A PEN
