Ninjago: Chaos Control (Male! Shadow! Reader)

"I Just Love Latinas, Mephiles"

So while I work on "Only One Can Remain", have this little skit.

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Currently, Y/N and Mephiles were in the ruins under the Dark Island in the ruined temple. Y/N and Mephiles jumped into the air, but the latter kicked Mephiles in the stomach and sent him sprawling into the ground. However, Mephiles dropped... a passport?

Looking up, Mephiles growled as he saw Y/N pick it up.

MEPHILES: "Y/N... give me back my passport!"

He summoned some of his shadow minions to grab his passport back, but Y/N threw some of his Doom Spears to destroy them. Mephiles then stood up, looking on with confusion as Y/N smirks in victory.

MEPHILES: "Why do you even want to go to Mexico? It's not even a place you would enjoy going!"

Y/N gained a far off look, memories of the Soap Opera Jay watched coming back to him.

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In the Destiny's Bounty, Jay made Y/N and Nya watch a Soap Opera about a woman named Gabriella and two brothers named Pablo and Juan fighting for her love. Currently, the woman handed two crossbows of different sizes to her possible lovers, a big one to Pablo and a small one to Juan.

GABRIELLA: "Última pasión... can only belong to one."

Juan looked at his twin brother with a fierce determination only seeking to win the heart of Gabriella.

JUAN: "No... it can be only belong... to Juan."

Y/N watched with cross arms while Nya also stared on with a slight frown. He then stated his thoughts without remorse.

Y/N: "Gabriella should kill them both. She's not a prize to be won."

Jay and Nya turned to Y/N with surprise written across both of their features.

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Y/N finally turned to Mephiles, looking completely serious.

Y/N: "I just love Latinas, Mephiles."

Mephiles gained a blank look while standing up and staring at his brother in disbelief. He blinked once, twice, and thrice to make sure he didn't hear things, and then decided to ask the only question that came to mind.

MEPHILES: "What?"

Y/N smirked, turning on his heels while picking up both Neo and Rouge and tossing them over his shoulders.

ROUGE: "H-Hey! I'm not a damsel in distress!"

NEO: "Father is showing me fatherly affection. Angst levels: Critically Low."

Y/N looked over his shoulder where Rouge's body left a big enough gap for him to see Mephiles.

Y/N: "Adios, hermano."

Before Mephiles could react, Y/N dashed away, leaving an orange streak of Chaos Energy in his stead. Mephiles took a deep breath in before screaming.

MEPHILES: "YOU ALREADY HAVE A HAREM, WHY DO YOU NEED MORE?!?!"

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Yes, I'm keeping this one up.