phan oneshots

They Look Cute

A/N: this is so clichéd i'm sorry. also i think i used the ending before so whoops sorry

(also longer oneshots are on their way :))

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"They look cute," Dan commented, as Phil slid the glasses on groggily.

"I like contacts better," Phil complained, analyzing the glasses in the mirror.

"Phil, you bought them like 6 months ago. You have to like them."

"They're okay. I prefer wearing contacts," Phil shrugged, not averting his eyes off the mirror.

Dan leaned against the doorframe. "Well, I think you look adorable in them," Dan replied. "And I get to see you in them for two weeks." Dan grinned.

Phil groaned. "I just want my appointment to happen, then get my contacts."

Dan approached Phil, wrapping his hands around Phil's waist. "I just want to stare at you all day." Dan pecked Phil's nose.

"This isn't fair," Phil complained, fixing the glasses again.

***

"Phil?" Dan asked from their bedroom.

"Yes, love?" Phil called back from the sofa.

"Where's our straighteners?"

Totally not hidden underneath the bed.

"I 'dunno," Phil lied. "You used it last."

"But we're going to Louise's in an hour! I can't go out with this!" Dan walked into the living room and motioned to his hair, which was left in curls.

"I think they look cute," Phil replied.

"I don't," Dan frowned, plopping down on the couch next to Phil.

Phil ran his hands through Dan's hair, twirling it around my fingers. "I'm wearing a hat," Dan declared, beginning to get off the couch.

"I'm not wearing my glasses then."

"What?" Dan inquired, confused by Phil's statement.

"If you hide you're curls I'll just go blind for the rest of the day," Phil replied. "If I can't see you with curls, you can't see me with glasses."

"That's not fair, Phil," Dan pouted.

"It is fair," Phil argued.

Dan grunted. "I hate you."

"Do you really?" Phil questioned sarcastically.

"I only hate the way you make me feel," Dan answered.