the way the tumblr posts are laid out is that no "-"'s mean its a main post, two "-"'s mean that its a reply/reblog with note thingy added (?), four is a reply to the reply, and so forth
went to post this the other day before realizing i kept changing between present and past tense so had to re-edit the entire thing @ self y u do dis may have missed a few but rlly wanted to get this up soon
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danisnotonfire: cute boy in biology did the thing where his tongue peaks through his teeth when he laughs rip @ me
--SprinkleOfGlitter: JUST ASK HIM OUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HE PROBABLY LIKES YOU YOURE ADORABLE
--Catrific: We still need a pic, Dan!!!!
--KickThePJ: TALK. TO. HIM. FIRST.
Phil squints slightly at the posts, furrowing his brows in confusion. Scrolling through tumblr out of boredom, Phil saw nothing significant about the blog displayed on his screen, danisnotonfire. It appeared highly successful despite the lack of pictures of the individual across it, which instead included memes, textposts, and pictures of Gerard Way.
Phil still continued to scroll.
danisnotonfire: hE DROPPED HIS PENCIL AND ASKED ME IF I SAW IT (I DIDNT WAY TO GO DAN) AND WHEN HE FOUND IT I SAID "oh you found it!" AND HE GOES "oh yeah" FFS WHAT EVEN AM I CAN I GET ANY MORE AWKWARD
Phil pauses, rereading the textpost to comprehend it. Huh, the same thing happened to him and Dan Howell in biology on Friday.
Wait.
Nope.
Okay, Phil. Dan Howell does not like you. You can prove this wrong.
https://www.danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/search/me
danisnotonfire: me in the morning fml done with life
danisnotonfire: memes memes memes
danisnotonfire: tHIS IS MY FAVOURITE MEME OK
danisnotonfire: ok so i've gotten a LOT of requests for a selfie and here you go! this is me! (sorry for scarring you w my face)
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
((a/n: someone pls get the lowkey reference by dan's caption on this instagram post))
Shit.
Fucking Dan Howell who sits next to Phil in biology is making textposts about him, gaining over fifty notes on each.
What. The. Fuck.
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Phil somewhat forgets about the fact that he has to face Dan the next day until he walks into biology.
