phan oneshots

YouNow

A/N: really shitty ending sorry :(
Words: 760

"Okay!" Dan clapped his hands together as he read the screen. "Ashley asked what my favorite My Chemical Romance album is. Easy -- The Black Parade. That album is -- play that album at my funeral please.

"And someone whose name I cannot read -- thank you, YouNow -- asks 'favorite season of American Horror Story?'" Dan spoke into the webcam on his MacBook. "Um... I'd have to say season two. Season one was too sexual, season three wasn't scary, and season four was just rubbish."

The chat erupted with other comments from mostly teenage girls halfway across the world agreeing with Dan or asking where Phil was.

"How? Season two was all over the place."

If it was possible, the chat exploded as Phil Lester, Dan Howell's flatmate and boyfriend -- the fans didn't know the last part though -- walked into the room.

Phil stood behind Dan's chair and peered at the chat.

"Oh, really?" Dan inquired. "What season is the best then, Philip?"

"I'd say season three," Phil replied, turning his eyes away from the chat to meet Dan's. "And it was creepy."

"Modern day things aren't as creepy as past," Dan argued.

Phil shrugged and dropped the topic. "Pizza is in the kitchen," Phil snorted, beginning to walk away.

"Wait! Can you say goodbye and log me off?" Dan questioned. "I got to use the loo."

Phil sighed and plopped down in Dan's chair, while Dan ran to their bathroom.

"Alright! Dan had too much water before the liveshow --"

"Shut up!" Dan yelled from the hallway, interrupting Phil.

"-- so I'm saying goodbye! Dan won't have a liveshow next week because of VidCon, so tune in two weeks from now," Phil grinned, then began reading out names of people watching. After saying a final goodbye, Phil lazily hit the "end show" button and closed Dan's MacBook halfway, knowing Dan would want to scroll on Tumblr later on.

Dan walked into the room moments later and pressed a kiss on Phil's lips.

"Stop being so fucking adorable," Dan said once pulling away.

"I love you," Phil murmured, pressing his head into the crook of Dan's neck.

"I love you too," Dan smiled, then winced. "Careful with the neck."

Phil chucked then pecked Dan's lips again. "The pizza is going to get cold."

"Yeah, but you're way tastier than pizza," Dan winked.

"I hate you," Phil blushed. "Well, I'm hungry and if you want pizza, it's in the kitchen." Phil exited Dan's room, leaving Dan to shout "give me one minute!" before grabbing his MacBook and darting into the kitchen.

Once the two had their slices, Dan plopped on the couch and opened his MacBook.

The pizza slice in his mouth fell out.

The liveshow was running. Shit.

Quickly hitting "end show," Dan slammed the MacBook shut.

"Phil?" his voiced cracked.

"What's wrong, bear?" Phil inquired.

"They fucking know, Phil. You didn't end the fucking live show when I told you to and they know. They all know."

Phil inhaled for ten seconds. "Maybe it was just your screen that was a glitch. They might not know at all."

"Check Twitter, Phil," Dan said calmly.

Phil scrambled for his phone and shakily opened Twitter to be bombarded with tweets. Quickly opening one, which had a video attached, he played the thirty second video.

It showed an entirely black screen, except the top which showed a part of Dan's rug.

"Stop being so fucking adorable."

"I love you."

"I love you, too."

Silence filled the room once the video halted.

"Dan, I'm so sorry," Phil's voice cracked. "I swear I shut it off."

"There are so many people that are going to hate us from this."

"Dan, I'm sorry."

"What is the radio going to say?" Dan dug his hands in his hair.

"Dan-"

"Will you shut up?" Dan snapped. "This isn't going to be passed off as a prank this time!"

"Everyone ships us anyways," Phil suggested, a tear dripping from his left eye.

"That's not the fucking point, Phil," Dan growled.

"I'm sorry," Phil repeated, getting up from the couch, neglecting his pizza, and disappearing to his room.

Dan dug his hands through his hair roughly and brought his legs up to his chest. After closing his eyes for several moments, he pulled his iPhone out of his front pocket and opened Twitter. Immediately, Dan was bombarded with videos, screen caps, gifs, et cetera.

Inhaling, Dan clicked the button in the corner to compose a tweet and eventually posted it after considering for a moment.

@danisnotonfire: @AmazingPhil i love you.

Seconds later, Dan's phone buzzed.

@AmazingPhil: @danisnotonfire I love you, too.