a/n: hi guys! sorry for not updating as much. i've started a phan au that i'm pretty proud of and am gonna finish before posting so i won't upset anyone from infrequent updates. if you're reading it in the future, go check it out or something :)
also this is really bad i just wanted to publish something bc i haven't in foreverWords: 202
"Phil!" Dan exclaims from their bedroom.
"What?" Phil calls back from the lounge.
"I need you to be an exterminator," Dan yells.
Sighing slightly, Phil pauses Netflix and heads into the bedroom to see a desolate room besides a large bump in the green and blue duvet.
"Left corner," Dan speaks from under the covers.
Phil sighs and heads towards the corner with a tissue, killing the moth within two seconds.
"It's dead," Phil tells his boyfriend.
Dan shows his head from under the duvet and scans the room.
"Thanks," Dan says.
Phil sits on the corner of the bed after tossing out the tissue.
"What would I do without you, my hero," Dan jokes, placing his lips on Phil's for a moment.
"You'd be surrounded by moths."
"Not fun," Dan replies, placing his lips on Phil's again.

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phan oneshots
Fanfiction>>a collection of dan and phil one chaptered stories. >>loads is kinda cringey but people like it idk m8 i might edit it one day who knows.