Hey guys, hope y'all fine. I don't know if this summer has inspired me or just fried the few braincells I have left but I do know that for the past week or so I've been getting so many ideas and am gonna try post them all before I forget. Anyways hope you enjoy this :)
Anyways just gonna explain a few things about this chapter:
- this is a mini series about how Loid, Yuri, and Franky try to get Anya and Damian as far away from each other as possible
- I am the ' host ' of the series
- Damian and Anya are not dating yet
- thoughts are in italics
- what their doing is in bold italics
- Location changes are in bold
(This isn't really all that accurate so hopefully you'll understand which ones are thoughts/cues)
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Director (cracking knuckles): Feels good to be back after so long! Noah could you get me a latte! Toby, get me my clipboard!
Other cameramen: Umm... Director sir, sorry but ... who are Noah and Toby?
Director: What do you mean who are they?! They're cameramen 1 and 2!
Host: Oh sorry guys! Noah and Toby are with Louis filming the "Rules and Roses" episodes!
Director: But they're part of MY crew!
Host: I guess Louis somehow convinced them. They should be back soon though. Anyways let's start already.
Director: Fine. 3,2,1... Action!
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camera clicks
Host (in a dramatic voice): Where there is light... shadows are never far behind. Where there is love... suspicion lurks close by.
Host: And where there is Damian... There is... PROJECT: PINKYGUARD.
Cue dramatic music — drums, violins, one ominous violin screech.
[Black screen fades to grayscale surveillance footage of Damian helping Anya tie her shoelaces.]
Host: They work in silence. They operate in shadows.
Watching. Waiting. Intervening at the exact wrong moment.
Host: Their members include:
Loid Forger – Codename: Twilight Dad
"Calm, calculating, has a fake smile that reads real threats in microseconds."
Yuri Briar – Codename: Uncle Knife-Ready
"Will interrogate a pencil if it looked at Anya wrong."
Franky Franklin – Codename: Chaos Support
"Accidentally starts half the mess they're trying to clean up."
Bond Forger – Codename: Big Woof Energy
"Can see the future. Has chosen violence. Struggles with buttons."
Host (with intensity): Neither knows the true identity of the other but are united under one sacred mission:"
ALL (in dramatic slow-mo, overlapping voices (pre recorded)):
"Protect Anya. At. ALL. COSTS."
Cut to footage of the trio disguised terribly as janitors, waiters, background actors, trees.
Host: No moment is safe. No kiss shall land.
No boy shall hold her hand without the full force of Project Pinkguard falling from the sky like rain.
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