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Couples Therapy (Will have a "magazine" every 2 months)
Camera Crew: "So... what would you say 'Couples Therapy' means?"
Everyone, apparently, has an opinion.
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ALICE
Alice sits primly with a mug she's definitely pretending is tea.
Alice: "Couples Therapy is when two people sit down and talk through their issues—"
Chloe (off-screen): "You've been reading brochures again, haven't you?"
Alice: "Yes. And I made notes."
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HUGO
Slouched on a couch like the world's most competent gremlin.
Hugo: "I didn't drag anyone into this. I simply said, 'It'd be funny.' And they followed me. That's not dragging. That's leadership."
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ANYA
Anya instantly smiles at the camera, waving.
Anya: "To me, Couples Therapy is—"
Damian (off-screen, already sighing): "—Hugo being Hugo."
Anya: "...yeah, that."
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DAMIAN
Arms crossed. Looks betrayed by gravity.
Damian: "Basically Hugo started this. And dragged all of us here. And now I'm expected to be emotionally available on camera."
Beat.
Damian: "...I blame everyone."
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CHLOE
Chloe is already laughing before the question is finished.
Chloe: "Couples Therapy?? You mean voluntary group humiliation?"
Camera Crew: "...so that's a yes?"
Chloe: "Absolutely a yes."
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JAMES
James, smugly adjusting his hair.
James: "I think it's about helping each other grow—"
Chloe (off-screen): "HE MEANS 'BRAG ABOUT ME FOR AN HOUR.'"
James: "That too. Also this is THERAPY?! I thought this was a GAME SHOW."
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LILY
Lily calmly doodles while talking.
Lily: "Couples Therapy means letting Louis admit he's wrong."
Camera Crew: "...does he admit he's wrong often?"
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