I realised I never actually introduced the team properly so if Project Pinkguard was a government-funded spy thriller, then Operation Damianya Go! is the rebellious teen rom-com counterforce — bold, sparkly, chaotic good.
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Director: I'm loving the studio. Miss Blackbell payed for the upgrade.
Host: Yup. Hope fully those glitter bombs won't explode in my face.
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camera clicks
Theme music: Upbeat spy-anime opening with sparkles and way too much glitter)
Host (dramatic narrator voice): In a world where love is shy, awkward, and full of missed signals...Three classmates rise to take fate into their own hands.Not agents. Not spies.Just kids with too much time, chaotic hearts, and zero chill.
🎬 Cue:
Becky flips open a glitter-pink notebook titled "Date Blueprint v1.6".
Emile dramatically pulls down a map of the school with "POTENTIAL KISS ZONES" circled in red.
Ewen slaps down a packet of fireworks and says, "For mood lighting."
Host: Where there is hesitation...Where there is tension...Where two tsunderes might almost kiss and then awkwardly look away—They will strike.
OPERATION DAMIANYA GO!
A team dedicated to one goal:
💘 Make. Them. Kiss.
Host (intensifying) : With glitter bombs, secret corridors, mood lighting, coordinated distractions, and Becky's endless budget, they'll do whatever it takes to ignite the sparks of love... even if the targets don't know it ...and even if someone else has eyes on them too."
🎬 Final shot:
Becky dramatically turns in slow motion, wind in her hair.
Becky: "Love is war. And I came dressed for battle."
OPERATION DAMIANYA GO!
"Mission: Romance. Status: Imminent."
claps
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Host (clapping): What an amazing entrance from the team! It's good to have you back.
Becky: Thank you.
Host: Would you like a drink, or maybe some snacks.
Emile: Yes plea- OW!
Ewen (stepping on Emile's foot): No thank you.
Host: Um, OK? Let's get started then. We've been working with the three of you for quite a while and quite recently we realised-
Director (mumbling): She forgot.
Host: No I DIDN'T! Anyways, we realised we should probably ask you, how did this group begin. What motivations are behind and when did it come together?
Becky: Aaah yes. Well-
Ewen: It all began...
Emile (munching on crisps): munch Munch...
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