Hey, I just thought it'd be a fun idea to have a team that opposes Operation Damianya GO! So I present to you Project :Pinkyguard :)
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Host: In this episode of "Project: Pinkyguard" the team are waitering in the Damianya Rulez cafe. Will they rid of Desmond before he can make a move on their precious peanut or will it be a close call? Lets find out.
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FORGER APARTMENT – AFTERNOON
Camera pans across Anya's room. Pink top, skirt, jacket. She's trying different headbands in the mirror. Bond watches her, suspicious tail wagging as she adds lip gloss.
Anya: Must. Look. Cute. But not like I tried. Operation: Casual Crush begins now.
Anya: (leans toward Bond) Bond... tell no one. If Papa asks—I'm at Becky's. Got it?
*Bond blinks twice. Tail wag: neutral compliance.
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LIVING ROOM – MINUTES LATER
Anya enters with her backpack, trying to look chill. Loid, seated on the couch with a book and deadly instincts, glances up.
Loid: Going somewhere?
Anya: (too fast) Becky's! Studying! Not dating anyone or doing illegal romance!!
Loid: (stares... long pause) ...Right. Of course.
Anya disappears out the door. Bond barks once and sighs.
Loid: (serious whisper on the phone) Team, activate Project Pinkguard. Operation: Becky Alibi is live.
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SFX: SWITCH FLIPPING / ELECTRIC HUM
UNDERGROUND BASE – MOMENTS LATER
Host: Lights snap on. Franky drops a peanut cookie in shock. Yuri swings into frame wearing two different disguises at once. A big glowing screen reads:
PROJECT PINKGUARD MISSION 001: "FIRST SURVEILLANCE"
Loid: (voiceover)Mission objective: Track Anya Forger. Confirm or deny romantic threat. Deploy tray strike if emotional risk exceeds 78%.
Franky: I KNEW she was up to something! She was humming while brushing her teeth!
Yuri: If he even looks at her like she's special—TRAY. TO. THE. FACE.
Bond: (monitoring screen, serious paw hover)
bark subtitle: "Kiss proximity alert: pending."
💼 MISSION BEGINS...
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STREETS OF OSTANIA – LATE AFTERNOON
Host: Anya, dressed casually but cutely, walks down the cobblestone streets with a slight spring in her step. She's got her hands in her pockets, heart racing, inner monologue screaming:
Anya:(thoughts)Date mode initiated. Do not trip. Be cool, Forger. Cool like peanut ice cream.
HALF A BLOCK BEHIND
Loid and Franky follow behind in an ice cream van.
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