Mary and her husband Josh went to the state fair every year, and every year Mary would say,
"Josh, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."
Josh always replied,
"I know Mary, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
One year Josh and Mary went to the fair, and Morris said,
"Josh I'm 85 years old. if I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
Josh replied,
"Mary that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
The pilot over heard the couple and said,
"Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars."
Mary and Josh agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Mary and said,
"By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
Mary replied,
"Well I almost said something when Josh fell out, but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!"
The End
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Book Of Josh Hutcherson
Teen FictionAmusing stories about the famous actor Josh Hutcherson. No harm intended, just a parody I made.
