It was my wife and I's honeymoon and we were at an expensive restaurant. My wife ordered some crab dish while I had gotten steak and shrimp. Fancy music was played in the background; classical songs on the violin.
I say to wife,
"I know we are married, but do you love me? Do you want to spend the rest of your life with me?"
"No. I was paid to marry you."
The End.
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Book Of Josh Hutcherson
Teen FictionAmusing stories about the famous actor Josh Hutcherson. No harm intended, just a parody I made.
