Book Of Josh Hutcherson

Entry 71

A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -

"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and tried again -

"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price, at $100.00?

Again, the man replied bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman reached into his briefcase and pulled out 2 brownies and began munching away on one of them.

He told the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

The guy unwrapped the brownie, took a bite; suddenly, spit it out. Then, said: "Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Now, do you want to buy some mouthwash?"