Young Josh was teaching a little Susie arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
In silent satisfaction, Susie sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction."
Then Josh kissed her and Susie kissed him, without an explanation. Both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication!"
Soon Susie's Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said,
"That's long division!"
The End
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Book Of Josh Hutcherson
Teen FictionAmusing stories about the famous actor Josh Hutcherson. No harm intended, just a parody I made.
