It was a cool Tuesday night when I decided to have dinner at Taco Bell. My girlfriend was on a business trip so I brought my pet goat with me. In the line, I was thinking if I should order the Mexican Pizza, or the Grande Nachos.
'They're both really tasty... I'll just order both, one for me. The other for my goat, Steve.' Thinking to myself as I saw a fatty walk out with two orders. I moved up in line.
"Hi! What can I get for you?" The cashier asked me.
"I will have...a Mexican Pizza, Grande Nachos, and two extra large Sprites." Imaging Steve wanting something to drink also.
"Okay, will that be for here, or to go?" The cashier questioned punching in some buttons.
"For here." I simply reply. Taking out my card and handing it to the cashier. He swipes it and motions me to stand next to the counter while I wait for my food to get read. Other people ordering there food meantime.
About 10 minutes later my food arrived in a red tray. I picked it up and skipped to where Steve was, waiting for me. After eating a couple of bites a disturbing feeling cam to my stomach. Rushing to the bathroom with my arms swinging in the air.
Once in the stall, I let out a loud fart before a plop of poop came out. Ready for the next piece to come out,
A chinchilla crawles up my butt.
The End
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Book Of Josh Hutcherson
Teen FictionAmusing stories about the famous actor Josh Hutcherson. No harm intended, just a parody I made.
